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epic fans who are gonna listen to jorge’s iliad musical in the future: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT FLOOD THE ILIAD TAG WITH THE MUSICAL STUFF
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So, how we feeling?
#i’m hype but i’m also dreading#hyped for an iliad musical cause that’s so fucking cool#dreading the musical’s fandom invading the iliad tags like epic has for the odyssey#the odyssey is so good but i like the iliad so much better and i’m FRIGHTENED#also i hope there’s a song that’s just a rap of naming all the boats
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025
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It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :
There are no "exact color" of pride flags.
I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.
There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !
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Found out about the Achilles-Tortoise paradox and that shit sounds stupid as hell but at least we have Brad Pitt violently chasing a tortoise

Here comes world ♥️ be kind to him ♥️
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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"I want to be a dragon."
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WARNING: organ trafficking stuff
Sequel to this post
Also inspiration from this fic
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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