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I also did a lil animatic! While it is not perfect, I am still proud of it :)

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hey yallllll sorry i went awol but if u wanna hit my line on artfight feel free :))

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Hi! I was just wondering if you had any TMA fic recs? I saw some of your art thought I would ask. No pressure, thank you for sharing your art!

shore shore!! to be fair nearly all of these are doorkeay 🫠 but hey since u asked....

rigmarole by jaybarou aka the greatest no. 1 all timer went triple platinum in my brain for weeks fic.... its doorkeay, gerry is dead (ghost) and michael is michael (door) and the archive crew is all there and theyre all trying to defeat the eye and theres ROMANCE???? its so great and the writing is alrjskdjdkdj anyway read rigmarole

i'm talking in circles again by nonbinary_distortion is real sweet, its a pt 2 to a slightly spicier fic (but the first is done tastefully imo so im down) but its just michael having trouble expressing himself and gerry finding a way to get through, real real sweetie

st josephs baby aspirin by just_a_simple_writer is gerry focused with doorkeay at the end, read if u want to be somewhat emotionally devastated.... but also this thing is poetry i just really recommend it

what never was can never become by jaybarou is an underrated fav, its basically the lonely vs the spiral but theres doorkeay happening as well (could be interpreted as romantic, qpr, or just friends, real good stuff)

annnnd child of illumination by sieveyourtea is a NON doorkeay fic (finally what the heck) that follows a young jon adopted by elias and peter as they try to mold him into a perfect little Archivist but also have to be - eek! - parents!! i have to catch up on it but it really is enjoyable

i hope this helps u out!!

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I live your artstyle so much I wanna eat it 😭 especially the way you draw Michael distortion. Amazing

GUHH tysm !! michael took me a minute to figure out but i think u just gotta get real loosy goosy when you draw him and he comes out alright 😭😭 unless u wanna draw him looking ACTUALLY scary of course

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youre my fav malev artist i just loveee how quirky you draw arthur and john. this is too much i need to eat your art for breakfast lunch and dinner every day for the next seven thousand years. those designs. and. just their whole vibe. thank you for your art truly

whadda heck this is so nice of u 😭😭 im glad u like my silly style, sometimes i get self conscious about how silly i draw characters from more serious media, so im glad you enjoy them :]]

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hi! I love your Doorkeay art, have you ever thought of making some for the Magnus protocol?

ahh tyvm!! i have not done any tmagp cuz i dont listen to it 😭😭 nothing against it! just wasnt super interested

i DO think alice dyer is a cutie though....

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live demonstration of my friend sending me a certain drawing

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they posted on their ig @ ramentulips BE NICE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

i got my buddy drawing malevolent and im not gonna post it cuz obv its not my art but let me just say im tweaking bro oh my godddd

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

John Doe (Malevolent):

A fragment of the Eldritch Deity that has gained independence, attached to possibly the world's most pathetic man. Also have you heard his voice

JOHNNN, JOHN I BELIEVE IN YOU

Gonna need everyone to vote for John plz

Don't let John down, he needs a win, he's had a miserable time lately : (

Helen Distortion (The Magnus Archives):

is she an eldritch horror? yes. but you know what? who isnt in this podded cast. anyways vote helen for sexiest podcast character 2024👍

VOTE FOR HELEN I BEG

CMON HHELEN SWEEP AAAAAAAAAAA PLEASEEEEE

She Was NOT [a Tory]. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA YOU HATERS

Additional propaganda below the cut:

John Doe (Malevolent):

his voice is jsut. really good

sorry but queer rumbling voice John Doe is too powerful to not vote for here. Also no one in canon will tell him this and he deserves to know.

ok but the way John Doe said labrynthine

If John wins I'll write him kissing Noel

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LISTEN TO HIS VOICE

Threatens to disembowl anyone who hurts the person he loves

Once tried to kill a priest for making goo goo eyes at his man

Was an evil warlord turned soft poetry lover

Can still throw hands when needed

Clever as fuck

Wants to see a movie SO BAD

Memorizes poems just for his wet cat -V protective of his wet cat partner

VOTE JOHN

Crew we can't let trans icon movie lover, most jealous husband in the universe John Doe lose...

If John wins I'll cosplay him again

Vote John!! he's everything. eldritch god, in a codependent relationship with a feral cat of a man, nice voice, he even likes poetry

I've actually nutted to John's voice before. /hj

like this isn't even his full power s2 voice but mannnnn he sounds so hungry and feral for Arthur all the time...

Helen Distortion (The Magnus Archives):

Helen was also a business woman

#and a tory 🤮

#<- (not to be mean) erm aktutaly 🤓☝️ that was helen richardson and while helen richardson is a part pf helen distortion they are- #-not the same #🤓☝️ #-signed. a certified helen enjoyer

PLEASE PLEASE MY WIFE. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I LOVE HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. is she an eldritch horror? yes. but you know what? who isnt in this podded cast. anyways vote helen for sexiest podcast character 2024👍

i jusr.,,,.,,. i thinj shes very awsoem,,,.,..,., i shes so cool,,.,.,….,..,,,…, thinj i hauve covid,,,…,..,..,…..,.,.,,,.,,..

#and a tory 🤮#<= too true actually

#WIFE #HELEN DISTORTION #WIFE WIFE WIFE

#helen!

#PLEASE VOTE HELEN #FOR ME

#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE VOTE FOR MY WIFE #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Yes wife made it through

#YEAHHHHH BABYYYYYY

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

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regarding whether arthur would be able to cause the eyepocalypse

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all i draw is 3/4 facing busts of jarthur holding on to each other

honorary kayne:

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painting his canvas

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i got my buddy drawing malevolent and im not gonna post it cuz obv its not my art but let me just say im tweaking bro oh my godddd

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What, you mean like the sexiest woman in the world?

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probably been done but it was making me giggle

original by hairscare

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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the scariest aradia you can make......

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