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i'm like if a model minority was bad
#every time a tungle denizen uses intersex conditions as a gotcha i kill another puppy#''you should be grateful we remember about you freaks of nature at all 😠YOU should be giving ME headpats''#''i don't even want you to die on principle unlike most people. actually i think being a freak is cool and awesome''#''i care about intersex people! because your existence is really convenient for my dunking on people who I disagree with on the internet''#and do not get me started on enbys who are like ''I wish I were intersex 🥺🥺🥺🥺''#shut the fuck up. die by my blade all of you. fucken selfish ignorant shit for brains. how dare you.#you're too stupid to even realise how cruel you are. I literally want you all to die
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cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :)
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two rare mushroom species discovered native exclusively to Jared Baker's two-car garage in Nashville, KY. each visually indistinguishable from the other, one is reported to have a flavor when cooked in nothing more than salt and browned butter that perfectly mimics the taste of a pure human soul. the other poisons you until you die of painful stomach cramps and a horribly itchy rash. foragers have attempted to propagate both varieties off-site to no avail. Baker currently intends to open a restaurant out of his dining room where patrons can sample these local mycological wonders. when asked about the menu Baker said "I don't really know how to tell them apart, so i'm just gonna mix 'em all up in a big pot and tell people it's luck o' the draw." FDA was unavailable for comment.
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From my poetry collection, “Shithead Laureate,” available now on Amazon, RIGHT HERE.
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