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dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"

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dana scully character of all time. she's five foot two. her two day jobs are cutting up dead people and professional ghostbuster. she's got daddy issues. she owns a fluffy little dog. she's held multiple different government officials hostage multiple times. she kissed her boss on the mouth. she accuses said boss of trying to kill her like once a year with literally no foundation. she's catholic but her favorite movie is the exorcist. she shot her best friend. she was abducted by aliens and still refuses to believe in them. she dresses like an underpaid arts teacher. she met god in a parking garage. out of the two times the man she's been blisteringly in love with for years confessed his feelings to her, the first time she got so overwhelmed she started crying and the second time she thought he was high on painkillers. she can't park a car. she once had an existential crisis, got a tattoo, and slept with a serial killer. she wears socks on the beach. she might be immortal

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mulder’s great because you don’t often see guy characters whose fatal flaw is the fact that they have so much love in them it’s giving them brain damage

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The X-Files - Max by Kim Manners, Chris Carter, Frank Spotnitz.

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booty shorts that say what do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? and why do i have to do it right now?? i just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy, all for you! i do it all for you, mulder! you know i haven’t eaten since six o’ clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn’t even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese! and now you want me to run off and do another autopsy?! on the ass

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my favourite thing about the X Files is that time they ended an episode with Scully crying in a confessional booth saying 'I'm afraid that God is speaking and no one's listening' and the very next episode is about killer cockroaches

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how do i get the magnus, malevolent and silt verses enjoyers on speed dial about fathom/derelict. we have lesbian scientists. painful backstories. research stations in the ocean. we have good fathers. there’s corrupt businesses. and underwater vaults. and robots struggling with humanity. and spacecraft. and agent blayne first name agent last name blayne. and existential themes and—

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Im only on episode 43 so this isnt about whatever yall are raving about in the latest episode, but Yorrick is my autistic son and I love him

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I hope he *remember it's wrong to wish bad things to people* I hope he finds true repentance in life so that his designated room in the worst pit of hell remains unused

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look at my agents bro

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I'm painting a wall in my house white. It was white before, but had a stain. The stain was gone with the first coat but the paint was uneven. I am now 6 layers deep and it's still horrifically streaky. I'm about to cry. What do I do? Is there a point where streaky paint is no longer fixable?

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