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Murphamy Aesthetic - A Love Like War

we go together or we don’t go down at all

dont go down at all

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☂️  the umbrella academy:

klaus’s hand tattoos

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diego: synonyms are weird because if i invite you to my cottage in the forest, it sounds nice and cozy. but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

allison: my favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call.”

five: it’s called connotation.

klaus: also “forgive me father, for i have sinned” vs “sorry, daddy, i’ve been naughty.”

diego: great news! language is cancelled!

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Allison: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

Diego: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road that he couldn’t see, so I shouted, “Klaus, deer!”

Allison:

Klaus:

Allison: Do you want to tell me what your response was?

Klaus: … “Yes, honey?”

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diego: klaus! where did you sneak off to last night?

ben: play dumb

klaus: whos klaus?

ben: not that dumb!

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#i saw a diego so beautiful i started crying

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klaus: diego, look! I bought you a “baby on board” sticker for your car!

diego: ….I don’t have a baby.

klaus: yeah but I’m always hitching rides with you

diego:

klaus: I’m baby

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Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy s01e03

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Pansexual babe.

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