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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

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Microdosing friendship by liking each other's posts and sending a single dm back and forth every 6 months.

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people will read books they Do Not Like™ and then wonder why they hate reading

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nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust

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heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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topless with the windows down

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I can’t even say this fandom is a prison because I will be asked if I know what they do to guys like us in prison

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does anyone else feel like this or is it just me and the milf from mcr

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i want to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] be in the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant