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playing fuck marry kill with my fellow nuns and we're all marrying jesus but it's kinda comphet

playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

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They eat harmful insects, never carry rabies, and are North America's only marsupial. Say thank you possum.

i actually think it's criminal that i have not yet seen a single opossum post in this "with mama" trend. they carry their babies on their backs!

let's explore with mama

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Nonbinary.net/careers

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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you! tumblr user!

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Happy Fall of Richmond Day everyone

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You ought to know what's killing you when it happens

my favorite road sign is “falling rocks” like what am I supposed to do with that. what could I possibly do to avoid falling rocks while driving 70 miles per hour through an Appalachian ravine.

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1798? Cope honestly. How'd that war of the first coalition go bitch?

James Gillray, Destruction of the French Colossus, 1798 

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The joker wouldnt say that. The joker doesnt rhyme. Youre thinking of the riddler. You dolt. You buffoon.

imagine if your fiance could beatbox

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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Hey, I forgot that I left this saag paneer in the fridge over the weekend. Think it's still good to eat?

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Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

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This was the cause of the rural fentanyl crisis

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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