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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

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nothingburger 🇺🇸 -> empa-nada 🇦🇷

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it’s so stupid how half the internet is like “all kinks are good and beyond critique and if you disagree you are a puritan who hates all lgbt people” and the other half is like “if a woman behaves sexually on purpose in a way that isn’t explicitly femdom it is an offense to feminism and she is a traitor” like man sometimes it depends

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Shorty

turn it around and let me see something

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“i wish i could go out braless but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to shave but-“ “i wish i didn’t have to wear makeup but-“ STAND UPPPP FUCKING STAND UP JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT. NOBODY IS GOING TO SHOOT YOU OR ARREST YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE “UGLY” UOU WILL LIVE AND REALIZE THAT YOUVE BEEN IN A prison largely of your own making THIS WHOLE TIME

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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

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I made these for me and my irl

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President has a cool gimmick, I actually like the ugly as fuck rubber mask he's got on but brother put the auto tune DOWN.

Don't look at it. Don't think about it. Don't even tell your producers it's an option.

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