6-of-november

[6-of-november]

So all but a done deal, tommorow is a new & very eager hook-up. She's sent me pictures, her address, toy collection, & has taken down my order for the DINNER SHE IS BUYING ME so I'll throat fuck her. This will make 3 new people in 9 days & all three with intense oral fixations... Lightning can strike a half dozen times it seems. Bonus points, she's near my work & is already asking for Tuesday night. I may have shortened my commute for a while

[6-of-november]

So yeah, finally slept with a transfem....👀👀

[6-of-november]

I guess "the dick was good" bc MST is driving over two hours to see me overnight friday

[6-of-november]

No, visiting my account today will not help my tax return

[6-of-november]

Pix is going to be my plus one to my boss's wedding. They decided to cap me to just plus one since nobody else is bringing multiples so we hashed it out in the group chat who had made sense for me to bring more - Julian has work that day so not too hard of a decision

[6-of-november]

Pix, "you were so hot wearing your shoulder holster and no shirt - do that more"

[6-of-november]

It's looking like Allison has a crush on me...

[6-of-november]

Apparently MST has been self-conscious that I didn't get enough out of our hookup bc she enjoyed it so much...? Sounds to me like I did a good job and it was a good hookup. I had to explain that I got laid and my dick sucked way more than I anticipated and she even cooked me breakfast - like I have no complaints

[6-of-november]

Drive to Pix's house the morning after seeing MST...

Pix & roomate, "We want to hear every detail!"

"are you sure?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The highlight reel:

"how do you keep finding people who love sucking dick & anal?"

"her tits are are bigger than Pix's head for size reference & shockingly round"

"so 5 rounds later here I am"

"she didn't realize she slept in the collar, & really likes them now."

"threw up all over my dick twice"

[6-of-november]

Middle School Teacher (MST), "this may surprise you but I love a good dick in my mouth"

"I know"

"what how?"

"From the way you kiss"

"..."

"The nail in the coffin was asking to suck my dick & your tongue. Speaking of putting nails in things, wanna go back to your place?"

[6-of-november]

That was a very pleasant evening... And night... And a couple more in the morning. I did not expect it in the parking lot of the restaurant

[6-of-november]

So tonight I have my first new date in almost 2 months... I'm excited I've been talking to the middle school teacher for a while. Now this might be more of an audition for friend with benefit slot than a date date but I'm not complaining.

[6-of-november]

In more positive news, I finally got a date with the middle school teacher on Friday and I'll be sleeping with my accountant next Saturday 🤣🔥

[6-of-november]

So, Kit is either being oblivious or trying to make me jealous and if it's the latter you know how I'm going to react - it's insulting and I don't deal with that b*******. Kit and River got couples matching bite mark tattoos and get really really wanted to show me when they got home and I said "good for you." After having sex with River first thing it does is come to me they tell me how tired they are from it and I say "okay, I don't care."

Like this isn't new, Rivers are two-faced c*** who's sabotaged my relationship with Kit and is a general b**** so obviously I'm less than enthused whenever I hear about River who still hasn't left the house a single day since 23 days before me and Kit broke up last month. I also think that getting a couples tattoo maybe 3 months into dating is a logistically poor idea in general if not because River is not done sabotaging kit's relationships for her own interests. So no, I really don't care who you have sex with but if it is someone who I have beef with I hope it's awful duh.

So if the first person you tell about your couples tattoo even before posting it on your socials is your ex, and then the minute you finish f****** you want to tell your ex... Are you dense or trying to make me jealous. Well I guess I gave the wrong answers because Kit informed me that I won't be having casual sex with them anymore over text at 3:00 a.m. to which I said, "ok." My runner-up response was "whatever." Because I think I've been extraordinarily chill with my ex parading around with their girlfriend who convinced them to break up with me and made a numbered and lettered outline on her phone of the reasons why she believes I am actually evil and I was highly debating never sleeping with Kit again. So whether it was kit's idea or River's that we can't f*** anymore I truly don't care. I'm over the situation until Kit can stop being jealous and River stops wasting everybody's oxygen.

Who knows, maybe that 3:00 a.m. text was meant to provoke me to fight for their attention or some b******* like when Nova sent me the breakup text and apparently expected me to fight for them stay or some b*******... Dramatic ass hoes 🙄

[6-of-november]

So I'm realizing that I've never dated someone I was friends with first until Pix, then Kit (fwb but still). Maybe that's why my break-up & roomate situation with Kit is so unusual. The rest of my ex-partners I dated first & they all hate me :/

[6-of-november]

Not me rubbing off on Julian, he's excited to go to the shooting range with me and my buddy and shoot a gun for the first time. First time he even held one was when I handed him a revolver last month. First time pix shot a gun was with me maybe two months ago. Maybe it's the rising fascism in this country or maybe it's my brand of anarchism that made me popular in college but I seem to turn my friend group and my sexual partners current and former much more pro gun 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[6-of-november]

Backlog:

Two weeks ago I was house sitting for my parents and I had Pix with me and Julian had off work so he made the drive down just to meet Jacob just for me because he knew that was emotionally important to me. No surprise that you of them got along fine The surprise was that my parents came home early and got to meet Julian with next to no preparation. Thankfully they really liked him too and agreed to have a nice pescatarian dinner for his sake. My parents definitely didn't realize that pix and Julian had only met for like an hour before they came home because the two of them talk very naturally and the entire afternoon and evening each sat on one side of me and held my hand and cuddled me like perfect sharing and teamwork. My parents would definitely also confused at the news that me and Kit broke up and are still roommates, didn't even blink that me and Puzzle broke up and nobody's about to explain to them who Allison is besides my new roommate. It's nice that my parents are accepting, or at least trying.

In other news from the same night, at about three drinks in My mom decided to go on a giant rant about pronouns. My mom believes calling pix and it is very rude and grammatically confusing and won't do that, she is okay with calling people he she they and honey for pronouns and is not going to try anything else cuz she can't remember anything else and just really really kept hammering home how rude she believes it is to call someone in it which was abusing campfire conversation 😅