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never beating the nervous prey animal allegations

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Hi all, I hope you remember me! Been forever since I last logged on, but I’m excited that I remembered my password (and stopped doing hard drugs in the time I’ve last been on!)

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My brother’s take on tonight’s events

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eye contact while I suck it (your blood)

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haters will see you crawling around their room and put you outside in a cup

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Vegan Apple Pie

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I’m gonna bake a pie the day crypto mining becomes illegal

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Took three tabs of LSD last night and then did a few lines and I randomly remembered the password to this account somehow.

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I stopped trusting men back freshman year when a guy would say “Imma win this game for you baby, four three pointers just for you” and then lose the game 105-32 or something like that.

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Hello merchants, please tell me how to keep myself entertained during lockdown. (And please don’t say Animal Crossing, I can’t afford a switch at all, the place I was hired at closed down until further notice)

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I only start listening when I see someone start talking with their hands, or taking off their jacket. Then I know it’s something they’re passionate about or it’s getting serious.

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hey guys I just ate a printer so i can print out a photo of my tummy and see why it hurts

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All I want in 2020 is a blue haired blonde eyed girlfriend is that too much to ask