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What the signs should do in 2019
Taurus, Leo, Libra, Capricorn: Stop taking other people’s bullshit
Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio: People’s bullshit is bad for you. Stop taking it.
Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces: Put on that pink Anti-Bullshit-Helmet everyone knows you have
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Leo’s are so fucking out there. You could be like ‘I’m in love with u’ and they’re like ‘me fucking too bitch who wouldn’t be’
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My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.
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“This isn’t love, this is settling for someone because we don’t think we’ll ever find anyone else”
-Day 409
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“Chemistry is you touching my arm and it setting fire to my mind.”
— (via bl-ossomed)
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I’m gonna be real honest with y’all, but like no intelligence is as important as emotional and interpersonal intelligence like I don’t care if you don’t know the difference between a softball and a volleyball but if you know how to treat people like basic human beings and understand others have complex feelings and how to approach that with kindness and genuine empathy then I fucking love you with my whole fucking heart the end
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say what you will about disco but i’ve never once been sad while listening to abba
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“É, eu só lamento, sabe? Lamento ter visto muita coisa numa pessoa que não viu nada em mim.”
— Tati Bernardi.
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