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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

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Hey, has anybody else got this death message today

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you know what. fuck this shit (turns into a salmon and 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟)

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near: would you like to see my at-scale replica of la sagrada familia made entirely from the shredded leftovers of sensitive documents i didn't let gevanni get rid of, L?

the taxidermied corpse of L that was recovered from light’s apartment after kira was defeated that near carefully arranged to crouch in front of a computer running a labyrinth windows 98 screensaver 24/7 in a corner of the spk control room who gives spk agents nightmares:

near: oh– are you– no, yes, it's important. i understand.

the taxidermied corpse of L that was recovered from light’s apartment after kira was defeated that near carefully arranged to crouch in front of a computer running a labyrinth windows 98 screensaver 24/7 in a corner of the spk control room who gives spk agents nightmares:

near [aloof because his feelings are a little hurt]: it’s fine. don’t bother

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starting out strong

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truest thing about death note is that light taxidermied that twink. whenever he and misa had sex it was like that penny dreadful scene where vanessa was looking into the dead glassy eyes of animals instead of the dude, but this time its L's ass perched somewhere like 🦉. then near found it after light croaked and went 🤷‍♂️ what am i supposed to do, throw it away? and roleplayed some absent father shit w it

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it's simply impossible to please everyone with an adaptation of a beloved franchise and that's why they should give death note to me so i can make everyone angry in a new and fun way. my death note film will be a bleak 90 minutes with no soundtrack other than an eerie pulsing hum and it will be successor arc only. light is there but you don't see him. you hear him only as a crackling voice over the phone. L isn't there but sometimes near and mello see his shadows in the mirrors. it cuts right before the warehouse to leave light's fate ambiguous and ends with a long, silent shot of near walking through the morgue on the way to identify matt and mello's corpses.

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this was posted on boston area lex last week and there was almost NO backlash (except for me and one other person) for this couple literally looking to pay for someone's labor in cuddles. I really feel like this should have prompted a public shaming of some sort because my god

[ID: Lex screenshot. Title reads: Platonic exec. functioning 3rd. Body text reads: We're a fantastic, loving neurofestive couple in our late 30's, offering emotional intimacy, couch snuggle piles and fun adventures in exchange for your life organizational skills like dishes and calling to see why the insurance claim was denied. All together we are unstoppable! End ID]

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æ nr mòus: The Inherent Aftermath Part 1 (2023)

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Natalya Trepenok's illustration for russian tale "Sister Alyonushka and Brother Ivanushka".

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“Sumi” 2007-2008

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