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charlisle (????) art dump cause I am having a twilight phase at 21 years old and you can't stop me

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is this anything

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i am so proud of myself

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the husbands

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I think he’s innocent, Optimus 🤔 cuz why would Soundwave ever bring a whole elephant home. It’s not like they’re his favorite animals or anything 🤨 not like they’re just so cute he couldn’t resist it…. anyways, you’re parents now Optimus, congratulations 🍾

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this mostly stemmed from “WHAT IF G1 MEGS WAS ACTUALLY TWO COMBINERS WHO TRANSFORMED INTO TWO INDIVIDUAL PISTOLS” but it felt less cool when I was actually drawing it

either way yeehaw gunslinger optimus

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Summer Mission

"It said 'loves me not', Miss P!" "Yeah, if I were a flower and you plucked all my petals, I'd say the same thing."

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DPax

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I understand he doesn't share his feelings with anyone, but maybe there was "exception"...

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“Dee… where are you?”

“I can’t feel you here anymore…”

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(Disclaimer image by @genderweird-computer-kisser)

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The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.

Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand

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My three girlfriends. Yes, they smoke weed.

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Oh sweet computer love

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i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-