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Oh not this paw…but you can touch this one
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cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid
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╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝ ╮ ( ) ( cock ) ( ) ╰ ͜ ╯ O o ° 〃∩ ∧_∧ ⊂⌒( ´・ω・) `ヽ_っ_/ ̄ ̄ ̄/ \/___/
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matching couple shirts that say "bearer of the curse" on one of them and ,"the curse" on the other
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I’ve done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I’m innocent
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can we kiss please please please I promise you I won't poison you again please
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It's okay when I do things that are evil because I'm sexy
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Small musings abt Ezzah because I’ve been thinking abt him alot;
- Absolutely self destructs at any self doubts/when others make him doubt himself, a super short fuse for being under-estimated or talked down to
- Likes to feel important and thinks he is the most intelligent person in the room at all times (this idea of himself obviously makes that fact untrue)
- Incredibly vain, less of a secret loathing of oneself and more he has self loathing for his in-ability to preform or show off a skill perfectly. He knows he’s attractive and his appearance isn’t something he ever feels bad about.
- Is not an animal person. Animals usually can tell when a person like them or not but just like ppl there are animals that don’t know much better. Dogs/stray cats who beg for cuddles. Those animals he grows attached too whether he wants to or not. (i.e he’s the dad who’s like we are not getting a dog but then cuts to them sleeping on the couch together snoring.)
- He does not snore..... lest? - Has a silk eye mask with terrifying embroidered eyes on the front. Its a shiny fabric and hot purple.
- Probably has been punched by Charley, probably deserved it.
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