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my self-indulgent snowbaz headcanons

simon is trans (fmt) and uses he/they pronouns

baz is agender and uses any and all pronouns, they have a preference for they/ them tho

baz is demiromantic and that's why he always ever wanted to kiss si

baz is also on the asexual spec

si is demisexual, demiromantic and a demiboy

baz is a stress knitter and sews their own cloths

simon picked up crocheting as it helps with his depression and generally with his mental health

they adopted two ferrets, three cats and three dogs (no baz would never drink their pets, he was however worried at first)

baz named the ferrets gerad and frank because "snow. gerad way is a lot of things but cishet is not one of them. it's obvious they are in love lOOK AT THEM"

baz's comfort books are classics the raven cycle

simon's comfort books are all for the game

simon prefers crocheting plushies

lady ruth taught them how to crochet, knit and sew

simon learned how to make special editions of baz's books

simon has adhd and autism

baz is autistic

baz's favorite band is fall out boy, his comfort artists are luke hemmings (because he looks like simon and he understands xem) and conan gray (he's gay and depressed)

simon's fave band is 5SOS

simon usually wears merch (he also likes to steal baz's merch)

baz only wears eir merch at home

they go to concerts cause it makes them happy to be in a crow with people who understand them

baz is an english lit student

but baz is also a tattoo artist (part time) to be more independent from his family

simon loves to get tattooed by baz

simon also loves piercings

they like watching dan and phil together after a long day

even tho simon sucks at hugs he likes getting hugged but never asks for it cuz he doesn't wanna bother anyone

they both go to therapy to work through their issues

they go to pride together

when simon's overwhelmed he listens to music and pets one of the dogs

baz listened to yours 2.236 times

simon is a moodswing girlie

simon's comfort shows are gotham and criminal minds

baz's comfort shows are the big bang theory (even tho he's still pissed raj never got his coming out) and he like gotham as well

mama by mcr was baz and si's trans awakening

baz is a book hoarder collector

simon's obsessed with plushies cuz they never got ones when he was little

baz and simon binge watch early 2000 nickelodeon/ disney shows together to get their childhood back

simon is a pretty decent cook

simon has no dream career or hopes/ goals cuz they never thought he'd come this far so now they're struggling a little

baz is a plant parent

simon adopts everyone who is even slightly sad no matter if they never talk to him which can be overwhelming sometimes (baz calls him a gansey friend. everything one needs, but never care about themselves)

simon always has to listen to music, even at night, because they can't handle their thoughts so he constantly needs background noises

simon also loves luke hemmings, but he will always be a calum/ ashton girlie

baz wears make-up, jewlery and nail polish

simon occasionally lets baz do his nails

simon is obsessed with doc martens and cord trousers

simon occasionally lets baz dress him

baz likes to wear skirts and dresses

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girl are you fucking stupid

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rowan blood characters as out of context texts i found on my phone

forcing you to read the books i'm obsessed with is my only personality trait as well <33 make sure to pre-order Lord Of Silver Ashes babes and Prince Of The Sorrows if you haven't already read that beauty <33

everyone with a working brain @ taran:

literally everyone looking at cylvan and saffron (cuz let's be honest they're thr hottest bitches):

me reading That One Scene in lord of silver ashes:

taran, probably:

beantighes:

eias (my beloved forhead kiss for u may u catch a break):

asche (i love u i love u i love u):

but make it gender neutral <33

saffron choosing songs for his playlist in the two weeks when he has to stay away from cylvan:

kellen graves creating their characters:

cylvan annotating If We Were Villians:

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carter: i'm always straight

kelly: oh man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told

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the prince of sorrow characters as random b99 scenes i found on pinterest

from this day on i will make you read this book my entire personality!!

cylvan aka the night prince

saffron aka my idiotic son aka guy whose gender i wanna snatch

taran aka guy i would fist fight if i saw him on the street

letty aka girl whose hand i want in marriage

nimue aka mean lesbian

hollow aka my emotional support himbo

baba yaga aka the Icon

kaelar aka the wrong end of the daddy issues spectrum

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I can’t believe some people are asking how is this going to affect Buck... Their parents not telling him SCREAMS that he was a replacement, Buck said he walked through fire his whole life and always felt like a disappointment, imagine how much it must hurt to know that he never even stood a chance, that he spent his entire life trying to live up to this shadow he didn’t even know it was there but weighed down on him, made his parentes expectations higher... Don’t forget we’re talking about the boy with major insecurities and problems with finding his place since he can remember, he must be devastated

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jeremy: do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?

jean: are you sad because you don’t have wings?

jeremy, with teary eyes: yes.

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jean: here's a list of things i hate that my boyfriend for some reason loves.

jean: number one - me.

jeremy: sweet, we talked about this.

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Home Sweet Home

This is my gift for @bonappetart for the @coexchange. I hope you like it! <3

Simon and Baz have found their home with each other. 

They’ve acknowledged their own traumas and each other’s traumas and are working through them, and now they’re moving in with each other along with the cat they adopted.

Baz always knew that Simon was a disaster, but it isn’t until they’re taking their boxes into their flat and trying to put them in the room that they go in that Baz realizes that he probably should have helped Simon more with his packing. 

The boxes are either mislabeled, vaguely labeled (one of them just says “stuff”), or not labeled at all. Baz has no idea where these boxes should be going, and after the fifth one, he gives up and just starts stacking them in the living room to be dealt with later.

Baz gently chastises Simon for the horrible job he did, but truthfully, he finds it a little endearing.

It takes them a couple of hours to carry all of the boxes and furniture up, and by the time they’re done, neither of them feels like unpacking anything, including the new bed they bought, so they decide to order some take-out and sleep on the floor.

Simon orders the food while Baz finds a box of blankets, and while they wait for the food to arrive, Simon gets an idea.

Without telling Baz what exactly that plan is, he starts moving around the boxes in the living room, creating a fort with them before draping blankets over them and piling some blankets and pillows on the floor. Then, he rips open the box labeled “stuff” and pulls out a box of fairly lights, mumbling something about there being a method to his madness.

Baz stands off to the side and watches as Simon manages to get the lights strung on the boxes before emerging from the fort, saying “ta da.”

Baz smiles warmly at him and says, “I love it.”

“I love you,” Simon replies before kissing him softly.

The cat seems to like it, too, since she has already curled up in the middle of the pillows.

Once they’re settled in the fort with their food and Baz’s laptop playing a movie, Simon says, “So maybe my terrible labeling was a good thing, huh? We made something good out of it.” Baz shakes his head at him, but he’s smiling.

It’s a nice way to spend the first night in their new home.

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simon buys a hoodie from baz’s uni (cutting slots for his wings ofc) and wears it all the time

baz thinks it’s ridiculously adorable

he tries to hide how much he likes it but simon always notices

so he wears it even more bc it makes baz happy

(baz likes to think that simon can’t tell, but really, he knows that si can)

baz loves it bc 1) simon looks cute no matter what he’s wearing, and 2) simon now has -another- piece of clothing that is tied to just baz

not watford or an ex

just them

as they are, right now

(bonus)

one time simon takes off the uni hoodie to reveal that he’s wearing baz’s jersey underneath and baz all but collapses

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Hc Ronan making Adam laugh / smile

this has been in my drafts for so long im sorry!

ok ronan knows like. the weirdest and dirtiest jokes. and he just randomly tells them. like they would be at st agnes, ronan listening to his obnoxious music while adam studies and then randomly ronan would take his headphones off and be like "hey parrish?" and adam would carry on working which ronan would take as an affirmative and say some shitty joke like "they say make up sex is the best... which is lucky because all sex is made up!" and adam would just roll his eyes and be like "why the fuck am I with you?" and try really hard not to laugh but ronan knows he did (he can't help it he's in love poor guy)

headcanon that ronan whistles/sings whenever he is doing any task. he'll be feeding the animals whistling the murder squash song. he'll do laundry humming some Irish ballad he's been listening to a lot this week. he showers belting out all the songs on reputation and he thinks adam can't hear him but he absolutely can. adam thinks it is the cutest fucking thing in the world. and ronan has a really good voice too which doesn't hurt. it makes him smile every time

bullying adam into a shopping trolley and hurtling both of them across the parking lot is a parrish-lynch tradition every single time they go grocery shopping. adam not-so-secretely loves it. his laughter during those moments is the loudest ronan has ever heard it

ronan gets on an art kick and when adam goes away to college ronan sends monthly care packages (tdt doesnt exist because I say so). it always always has a fresh tub of hand cream, little things ronan dreamt for adam etc., he also starts including things he drew for adam in it (usually like entire sketchbooks full of just drawings of adam) and adam smiles every time he sees them

ronan is also notoriously bad at texting but he makes up for it by taking lots of pictures and sending them to adam. it makes adam smile because it feels like ronan is sending him bits of home.

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One of the bassists in the orchestra I went to see last night looked truly exactly like Ronan Lynch, and now all I can think about is concert musician Ronan and desk-job Adam Parrish, who starts going to the orchestra because his therapist told him to try new things, and keeps going because of the incredibly hot guy in the bass section (but tbh actual Ronan might play cello instead).

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ENBY BLUE ENBY BLUE ENBY BLUE

there’s one quote in trc that references her as a blue and everyone else as their gender and i’m taking it that she’s canonically nb and i don’t care what maggie says cause fuck maggie

anyways not to beg for followers but follow my fanart insta @ aetherssp

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shoutout to every pynch fic i read where adam got a nose ring and ronan got a gay panic attack <33

everyone stop.

adam gets his nose pierced and ronan loses his mind.

thank you for your time.

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Do you think when Ronan annoys Adam and Adam doesn’t wanna deal with it he just turns his deaf ear to Ronan to be a dick?

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IF GANSEY DOES NOT WANT TO KISS ADAM DIRECTLY ON THE MOUTH SO BADLY, EXPLAIN HEY, TIGER,