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sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.
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if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
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I’m sick of all the men i think are hot ignoring my telepathic messages like pay attention to me right fucking now!

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me: so what was the dress code again? other person: business-casual me: say no more
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