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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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dj run that track again before I take my own life
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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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walking around sotenbori with ¥11,000,000 asking for mr.shakedown to jump my ass
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Congratulations little buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it
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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old
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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……
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