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Hah! Death’s tried to pluck me from this plane of existence many of times and certainly seems to miss me; I certainly hope her aim improves!

I’m an unrelated manner, there is smoke in the kitchen coming from the window and I am happy to reassure you that I am outside! Do take care! Up and at them, my friend!

Siegel has decided to plague another year with his continued existence.

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Next full moon Nov. 15

Terrible news! Thank you for informing me, my good friend!

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M!A a baseball cap that reads "fish fear me, women want to hit me with a folding chair"

Hah! As I always say, my beloved dear sweet wife who resides so very far away from me always misses me… Though her aim is certainly improving!

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Ohoho! I have just the place for you! I just so happen to have met a pleasant fella back in town who claimed to have a fascinating little boat that he takes on fishing trips! You are quite welcome to join us one evening! What say you? Prepared to brave the treacherous waters of that mild lake a bit southeast from here?

Dad said no, but maybe I can go and look at some regular fish if I ask Mr. Siegel nicely!

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Question time! Do you have any hobbies or talents that you learned from or because of someone else? If so, what are they? Are you any good at them? Do you still do them?

Why, certainly! My dear son, the younger one, has held quite the passion for billiards! I just had to learn it in order to show him what’s-what! I hardly do it much these days but I do quite enjoy grinding the young man, settle the ego while while they’re young! That’s what I say! Hah!

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Question time! Answering as honestly as possible, is there anyone in your life that you’re jealous of? If so, can you explain why? Has that jealousy ever lead to you acting in any particular kind of way towards them and if not, have you thought about doing so?

Of course! I killed a man out South for daring to have a better twinkle in his eye than me! Hah!

Goodness gracious, in all seriousness. Of course I’ve been jealous before! It’s natural! Besides occasionally delivering a swift kick to the shin and blaming the mules, I’ve hardly ever acted much on such a thing!

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Huh! Well, good for him!

Yes! Quite excellent! The boy certainly needs more friends!

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Oo, what sort of place is he vacationing at?

It’s a countryside house belonging to one of his fellow friends! It looked quite lovely from the brief glimpse I caught of it!

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Not to be mean, but I'm genuinely surprised he has friends outside of your group.

Hah, I was quite surprised as well! He told me that he met them at his little Sunday meetings!

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How have things been going for you? We haven't been hearing much from you guys!

Quite well, my dear friend! Little Nicky is currently vacationing with some friends a few hours out from here, it's grand to see the little fella has such things! I myself have been fairing quite perfectly as well!

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Hah, always at it with the little jests! I would certainly have to dispose of you first, I am sure you would have quite the grand old time out back in the garden with the raccoons!

Please remove the animal carcass from Teeth's room at the earliest convenience.

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Ah, Magdalena! Delightful of you to breathe a word in my direction! Why, I was beginning to worry that I had said something to upset our dear old friendship! I'll dispose of the little creature promptly!

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Please remove the animal carcass from Teeth's room at the earliest convenience.

— M. H. G. [@magnolia-stella]

Ah, Magdalena! Delightful of you to breathe a word in my direction! Why, I was beginning to worry that I had said something to upset our dear old friendship! I'll dispose of the little creature promptly!

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You alive old man?

The devil hasn’t chased me down to dim my pulse just quite yet, I’m afraid!

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Pfft- you two are amazing, please never stop bickering.

Hah, certainly wouldn’t dream of it!

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Mags didn't call you a wretched creature for once! Looks like she's finally warming up to you!

Well isn't that grand to hear! I've been warmed up to her tremendously awful-... Well, I suppose the word 'charm' isn't quite applicable, considering who we're talking about, but she certainly tries her best!

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Pfft, sounds a little like Teeth's assessment that you'd hate fishing was accurate after all?

I don’t hate it, I merely loathe the blasted thing with all of my being!

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How's the fish mission going..?

Atrocious! I hate these blasted things! Where is the thrill? The excitement? The energy? Nowhere! Certainly not in this sad little lake! I would do far better off yonder catching little beasties with my bare hands than moping about this sad pond!