I'm 23. She/They. Bisexual. I'm an average astrology-obsessed, poetry writing, philosophy loving human that also happens to be recovering from an ED. I am a dreadful mess, thus, this page could fall apart at anytime.
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Women make up for the other 50% of Tumblr’s audience.
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death by end of the semester in graduate school.
That's it. That's the post.
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my most appropriate yet inappropriate birthday cake yet https://www.instagram.com/p/ByvT3Sollal/?igshid=zx6sno4o4dcu
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A reblog live from D.C. pride
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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you ever scroll through your old Tumblr posts and find retrospective assistance and reminders from yourself?
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a managed to dissociate in a job interview today
i got the job, tho
Me: I’m going to be SO productive today
Also me: *dissociates for five hours*
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Nymphéas, 1914-17, Claude Monet
Water Lilies, 1905, Claude Monet
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Ask not for whom the pussy pops for it pops for thee
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“She could not remember anything but longing,”
— Sappho, tr. by Jim Powell, from “The Poetry of Sappho,” published c. 2001 (via violentwavesofemotion)
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my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face
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Slide your fingers inside me and then keep going with the conversation like you’re not knuckle deep inside me reminding me who I belong to.
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the signs as fake restaurants from the good place’s groundhog day episode
ARIES: You Do the Hokey Gnocchi and You Get Yourself Some Food
TAURUS: Caviar on a Stick
GEMINI: Hot Dog on a Stick on a Stick
CANCER: From Schmear to Eternity
LEO: Ziti of Stars
VIRGO: Chicken Soup for the Mouth
LIBRA: Lasagne Come Out Tomorrow
SCORPIO: Cruller Intentions
SAGITTARIUS: Beignet and the Jets
CAPRICORN: Ponzu Scheme
AQUARIUS: Mmmm! Chowder Fountain
PISCES: Knish from a Rose
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Prototypes for the forthcoming whimsical, personal and creaturely Violet Ascension Tarot by Rhienna Renée Guedry.
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My entry for this month’s CDC : STRENGTH
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The mountains that call me homeward.
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I womder if today is the day that I siink in the mud and start a new life
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