he/him, late 20's, demi. Tired geotechnical engineer trying to keep his hobbies alive and brother, the CPR ain't workin.
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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Nissan Harlecube, 2009. A special edition of the third edition Cube
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Me when I see the word bea蕛te
In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!
Me aloud to myself every time: beeft
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literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona
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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
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Le important day in meme history has arrived
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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
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