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Today on “Fic writers will do anything except work on their fics”: I designed and cross stitched an AO3-inspired patch!

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Oh!

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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

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there is nothing more attractive than a competent woman with a sword who has devoted her entire life to protecting you, especially if she's a knight and looks good soaked in blood

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one of my favorite parts of the lunar chronicles has always been how batshit insane it is. just the the genuine unhingery. the main character kidnaps her love interest from his wedding. said love interest stabs his arranged bride (a murderous dictator) with scissors at the altar. cress and thorne stay at an inn in the middle of the desert, and while he’s fucking around gambling she gets kidnapped into an underground medical experimentation human trafficking ring and bought by her long lost father. there’s evil moon people. scarlet and wolf get it on in a boxcar after like two days of knowing each other. 4/9 of the main cast aren’t human. cinder crashes kai’s wedding (again), murders twenty people, and jumps off a ten story balcony into a lake. kai keeps cinder’s metal foot so he can stare at it and long after her while she’s a wanted fugitive. cress fangirls over and stalks her outlaw crush on the internet for years and then bags him when they meet. not one of them is over twenty or mentally sound btw. no other YA series is doing it like that. applause

EDIT bc I’ve had so many people correct me: yes my math is off on the human ratio!! Ik it’s only two on reflection, I wrote this post very quickly and didn’t fully think it through, thank you for the corrections

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the bitterest “yes, and” you ever did hear would of course come from brian “murph” murphy

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I cannot get this scene out of my head That little T-Rex doesn't know what the fuck's going on!

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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

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Vic’s comments on Brennan’s announcement video are sending me

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i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop

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I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

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friend of mine was sleeping whilst another friend and i were talking about nonsense. at some point we were talking about how trains honked anyway in the no horn zone that we had both lived in at one point. either without waking up, or waking up so briefly as to not disturb her sleep, our sleeping friend turned over to face us and solemnly intoned "Trains are required by federal law to sound the horn three times at a grade crossing". then she was gone again. we shook her gently- no response, out cold. she didn't remember it in the morning.

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rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

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katie was counting on brennen lee mulligan’s rage being what got her pitch views, but she was clearly not considering the sheer potential that rested within aabria iyengar’s unprecedented ability to run a one-woman guerilla marketing campaign

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Just now listening to last weeks short rest and I honestly don’t know what just happened to me

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most murders are committed be people known to the victim, but next to zero murders are committed by men with meat hooks for fingers, so children are statistically safer around meat fingers than anyone else.

There's probably a name for this logical fallacy but I'm too tired to look it up right now.