a-otherpenguin

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"Y'know what? You're really, really cool."

"double really?? I wanna say 'really? Is that true'?"

"Yeah that's true, that's true."

[a-otherpenguin]

"Y'know what? You're really, really cool."

"double really?? I wanna say 'really? Is that true'?"

"Yeah that's true, that's true."

[a-otherpenguin]

this was way funnier in my head

and also basically the plot of my fic

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well at least they're supportive

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think this deserves its own post anyway i know for a fact they're like jake and holt to me

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we were watching the 1983 unico movie and we happened to pause on this frame and I just. lost my mind

hey guy??

what're you doing here little buddy?? with all these regular ass forest creatures??

I don't think he knows where he is! or what's going on!!

[a-otherpenguin]

we have so many fantastic eddie/volt/player sandwiches. HOWEVER. where are my celia/florence/player sandwiches??? is there no love for the lesbian polycule???

[a-otherpenguin]

My arse was not ready for breaker box yaoi and ceiling-floor yuri

[a-otherpenguin]

My dear lgbt+ kids,

Having a crush on someone who is "unreachable" is fine.

This includes: a straight person having a crush on a gay person, a gay person having a crush on a straight person, someone having a crush on an aromantic person (who doesn't want to date at all), someone having a crush on a person who is already in a relationship, a teenager having a crush on their teacher, someone having a crush on a celebrity who doesn't even know they exist, someone still having a crush on someone who already rejected them...

If we automatically label these situations as wrong, we skip quite a lot of steps in our heads. Of course, it would be wrong to actively pursue someone who is clearly not interested in you. That's harassment! It's important to take "No" as an answer - as well as to know that some circumstances are an automatic No. This applies for example to the "They are already taken" or "They are an adult and you are not" situation.

But: having a crush  ≠ actually pursuing a relationship with them! Feelings do not equal actions.

Simply having feelings for someone who is clearly not interested - there's nothing morally wrong about that. In fact, I believe that it's actually a very healthy thing to experience, especially for a young person. It can be painful to feel so much and know that it can never lead anywhere. But this knowledge also makes it a pretty safe place: you can explore your romantic feelings, fantasies, and desires without yet having to involve another person. An unrequited crush may hurt sometimes but it also teaches you a lot about yourself!

Vilifying feelings isn't helpful. Nobody is gross or weird or evil or predatory simply for having an unrequited crush.

With all my love,

Your Tumblr Dad

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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answering the age old question of why i hate pesos mother 🤑 (this is also an excuse to yap about the great penguin race)

i made a video on this but it’ll take fifty years to upload so i’m just re typing it and i shortened the great penguin race to tgpr bc i am not typing allat 😭🙏

yes this is me losing it over fucking octonauts i am very normal about a certain episode ahah

okay so first this isn’t some random ass beef i came up with i have many reasons #d1hater

number one:

assuming you have watched tgpr then you know that peso did NOT sign up it was his mother and pinto who did.

why?? why did they have to go behind his back to do it?? why didn’t they ask peso about this??

like brother you are signing up your kid for the PENGUIN OLYMPICS and you don’t get his input?? did she just not gaf about how her son would feel about this 😭

neither pinto nor his mother gave a flying fugly fart about if peso would wanna participate which is odd considering HES THE ONE PARTICIPATING and considering this doesn’t seem like something peso would want to do.

number two:

okay so maybe i could get past that but no pinto and his mother just had to go and surprise peso with ts???

BROTHER WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SURPRISE??? THE ONLY SURPRISE IS HOW HE DIDNT CRASH OUT PESO IS BETTER THAN ME GOODNESS GRACIOUS

so not only do they surprise him they do it HOURS before the race starts.

so pesos mother wants to send him into a race he is not prepared for, very OBVIOUSLY doesn’t want to do and that he had no say in.

not only is lil broseph going up against the REIGNING CHAMPION with little to no training but pinto and his mother want peso to win??

listen you guys i fucking love peso but he stood absolutely zero chance against hugo lets be honest

number three:

why is she going along with pintos stupid plan because this bs is a disaster waiting to happen and anyone with a working brain knows that pintos idea is astronomically stupid

now pinto has some excuse since his brain probably isn’t even halfway developed but his mum?? a grown ass woman?? how the fuck did you hear this and think “hell yeah lets do this!” like??? are you insane?? lacking braincells?? diseased?? idk anymore

number four:

okay so like i said earlier pesos mum really doesn’t seem to gaf about pesos feelings like at all and theres one scene that really pmo.

shockingly the first event goes horribly for peso since hes extremely unprepared and so he lands in that bigass pile of snow so pinto and his mum run over

and you might think “oh is she gonna comfort peso?”

no.

no comfort, no “you did great” all she says is

“peso you’ll catch a cold”

YOU LIVE IN THE SNOW?? THATS IS THE LAST THING THAT SHOULD BE ON YOUR MIND ARE YOU DUMB????????

then she says nothing else and walks away not even a “good luck” like girl do you have any sort of empathy for your kid?

number five:

ok this is more yapping about the race itself but it ties into my point.

so i cannot be the only one who thinks this race is like extremely dangerous not in the extreme sports way but in the extreme lack of safety precautions

some examples include multiple animals in the water where the swimming races take place, its because that there’s other animals that peso and hugo get stuck under the ice

now this is not me blaming pesos mother for them getting trapped because no one saw it coming but you would think shed put more thought into sending her child into the olympics yk

also there are literally predators in the water LIKE THERES AN ORCA THEY EAT PENGUINS ITS IN AN EPISODE IN ABOVE AND BEYOND RIGHT??? LIKE I SWEAR THERES ONE WHERE PESO AND PINTO ALMOST GET EATEN BY ORCAS??

heres the aforementioned orca btw

also there is ZERO first aid or rescue teams at all like if the octonauts hadn’t been there to rescue peso and hugo they likely would’ve run out of air by the time a rescue team arrived

considering they watch the race every year pesos mum had to have known this and intentionally or not she put her son in danger because of her decisions.

conclusion:

i really dislike pesos mum due to her stupid decisions she made and her frankly concerning lack of consideration for her son’s feelings. considering we never see her again. there’s no real redeeming qualities for her for me, atleast.

okay yap sesh over sorry for the wall of text i’ve been waiting to talk about this

@hers-underwraps hope you don’t mind being tagged in this you seemed like you wanted to hear abt this 🤑

ok thanks tee hee

[a-otherpenguin]

I want two girlfriends and I want my girlfriends to be girlfriends

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thinking about 17 year old lukas drinking two cans of red bull and then going ”you know what this song really needs? me riding a motorcycle backwards with my phone in my mouth while playing the guitar. oh and also a shit ton of graphic effects”

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This is the part where I start hoping tumblr will have mercy on pic sizes and quantity dfgh

Wanted to doodle a couple of the ones I've met so far while I can because everyone is??? so ridiculously pretty??? like good golly the artists and designers had rent DUE with these and DELIVERED.

Got a bunch more I wanna doodle so stay tuned!🧡🧡🧡

Also pretty sure we're all feeling this rn

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hi washford and drysdale calling each other "my... friend" is so. i love it but it's bizarre. like of course they would be euphemistic about their relationship because they're older queer performers, that makes perfect sense. for humans. but they are a washer and dryer. this implies the existence of homophobia in the objectverse. in this essay