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fucking crying at this username + splashtag combo i just saw in salmon run

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fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight
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what it's like to play animal crossing
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Just got dodo code 42067. To come so close yet to fail…
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ladies, if:
he's scratching at your windows
your car is broken down
and your boyfriend still hasn't returned even though he was supposed to be back by now
that's not your man, that's man door hand hook car door
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Yup. In case you were wondering, this is what happens when you get the horse on Colossus 13.
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my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half
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brain: make a final fantasy 14 all star AMV
me: why
brain: just do it it’ll work
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The biggest criticism I have about Animal Crossing is that you have to play as a human and cant make a cute animal OC for yourself
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