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ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.
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US conservatives think knecapping and disrespecting 51% of the population is a viable plan. Skyrocketing poverty and plummeting birth rates, be damn.
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Agreed.
American families are diverse and inclusive.
MAGA can't handle their happiness and joy.
#My (lesbian) sister is mad at me because#I told her that I don't want her MAGA 'friend' staying in our house#And apparently them getting a hotel is NOT a compromise#Like the fuck??
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Free mass transit, paid family leave, childcare, and zero tuition or we disappear you into a foreign prison cell for a social media meme.
Your choice!
#Someone at work keeps asking my thoughts on what is happening (I am American he is not)#And I am pretty sure he is liberal leaning#But I am sort of afraid to tell him that I am a Socialist#🤣🤣#Mostly because I don't know if he will actually understand
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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.
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From capitalstitchco on Threads
#The problem is#You are expecting people to also care if someone has a life-threatening allergy#And not intentionally bring dishes made w allergen b/c they want to prove person A doesn't have any allergy!#But also#This is good advice
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Mingi: 🥺
Yunho: can't believe I'm gonna dedicate my life to his happiness
Ateez: you don't have to
Yunho: no I'm gonna
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you BAKE miette? you bake her like a croissant????
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#That 5y/o Lil girl gonna kick his ass one day#And he's going to enjoy it#Cuz he knows she'll be safe
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Truly one of the oddest feelings is reading a fic that is so out of character but the writing and plot is so compelling. Like yeah I came here for the characters but yeah you know what I will read your original novel with the serial numbers plastered on
#Sometimes#People have difficulty identifying their own OCs#And using names and images of existing characters#Helps to get the creativity flowing
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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys
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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.
Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.
But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”
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I think that if you're already sick and then you get your period in addition to that illness, you should be entitled to one trillion dollars.
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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
#The problem is#WE say 'influencer' (derogatory)#But they HEAR 'influencer' (whatever is the opposite of derogatory)
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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.
And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."
And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.
And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.
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