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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about
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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
BEHOLD!!!!










THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
GIVE HER LOVE
(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)
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Whenever an ugly feeling arises in me, maybe resent, greed, insecurity, etc. I just have to laugh and think to myself, this is what being alive is and I don’t deny my capacity for ugliness, in fact I store my faith in it because that same awareness of my own ugliness is the place I go to when I am aware of my own beauty. I have all the time in the world to sort it out, that’s the thing with self trust. I don’t hide from others and I don’t hide from myself, where there is ugliness I observe it and I don’t turn away.
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putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"
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Your honor my client's love language is money laundering
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Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)
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Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating
This post is explicitly about being ok with being fat. If you feel like you have to eat less than your body tells you it needs to be skinny, please just be ok with being fat.
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giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot
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Has anyone considered that maybe he’s just right and the Vatican is kind of faggy?
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Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.
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if u let ur cat sleep w u PLEASE tell me why in the tags. if i let keppy sleep with w us we would wake up 1000x a night. banishment to downstairs with you foul creature
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