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kitty litter would be a fucking great invention if it didn't turn the floor of our basement into the fucking sahara desert of poop particle sand because every goddamn time tony uses the litterbox he calmly takes his piss or shit but then when he goes to leave he busts out of there like koolaid man just found a pristine wall to bust through and in the process scatters litter as far as the naked eye can see. acting like he's a fucking olympian athlete about to do the long jump of the century fuckin. hannibal bustin through. i hate his stupid ass
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got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..
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Anyone else have this like weird anxiety about people questioning your actions? So much so that even when you’re just doing completely innocuous and normal things that nobody would ever ask you about or even take note of, you imagine having to explain and justify why you’re doing it to someone else?
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the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm
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incoming transmission from the big man
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god says he made every thing except me and wants to know who i am
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fiona apple really said “i resent you for being raised right” and i felt that shit deep in my soul
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me, age 14: i’m fucked up and evil and no one understands me
me, age 16: i am just a normal teenager you can be friends with
me now: fucked up and evil again
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i'm not like other girls. i don't die when i'm killed
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out of curiosity: ur sun + venus and if you would do a long distance relationship
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