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"16$ for a hamburger and fries? What's even the point of McDon-[Gnome slingshots a pea at the back of my head and giggles to his mates]-guys it's happening again. I think it's happening again."
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my brother accidentally referred to penn and teller as “the ogre and the shrew”
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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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(slams gavel) 30 YEARS SOLITARY, NO BAIL. AND REVOKE ALL HIS 'TRUE'S.
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