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when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
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Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
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This makes me laugh way more than I should
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Song of the Day Fantasy by Alina Baraz & Galimatias
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Conversation
Me: I want to travel.
Bank account: bitch, where?
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