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Just realized my married friends can never commit the sin of premarital sex again how fucked up is that

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like all lapsed catholics i don’t actually believe in hell unless it’s for comedic purposes

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Amazon Labor Union president Chris Smalls with a portrait of Che in Havana (2023)

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I made a post that said, “If you make out with a birdgirl, you HAVE to give her somewhere to perch.” It made perfect sense even as I woke up.

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Why did this give me childhood flashbacks

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My childhood dog when I tumbled down the stairs and just about broke my back

deer when their antlers get stuck together while fighting

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#justgirlythings

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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

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Lesbians, which one of you drinks vanilla extract and which one of you has ADHD

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Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

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I am a swim instructor and today one of the students I have never talked to came up to me and asked why I look so tired. I was literally just standing there doing nothing 💀

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What if I just like, write a book? What then?

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“You look like you use tumblr” - The guy I’m with

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There will not be a new me in 2023, only the same creature which I have been this year

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