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kitten

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I don’t think I have an Attention Deficit. I think I have an Attention Surplus. Attention is pointing Everywhere and frankly whatever you wrote in your email is not as captivating as That Radom Noise I’m Hearing

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doodle for my friend ^_^

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I don’t just need a spa day. I need to be scrubbed in honeyed sugar, soaked in a milk bath, anointed with fragrant oils, and manicured like a princess on the morning of her empire-uniting marriage.

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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

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college should be free so that the first time you go can just not count. that's just to test the waters. you should be able to be like "well that was weird! okay now this time for real"

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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

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hold my hand, tell me it didn't snow

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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

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That one person you haven’t spoken to in six years who straight up haunts your memory and dreams 🤣

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My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.

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dashboard simulator

mutual 1: house md mouse bites gif

mutual 2: my daddy and my mommy breaking bad song

mutual 3: I NEED A QUESADILLA SO FUCKING BADDDDDDDDDD

mutual 4: dan howell is a women

mutual 5: ouhhh,,,,,tomyinit

mutual 6: [ass shatteringly beautiful painting]

mutual 3: [17 rbs of quesadillas]

mutual 7: i think i hauve covid,

mutual 8: im sick for the 50th time this year

mutual 9: i love juggling #myballs

mutual 10: does anyone wanna get lost in the woods with me

mutual 3: a quesadilla would go so fucking hard rn

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all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

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"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident