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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

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I really need to talk about pregnant wario more

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It is full of preachy conservatism, but Crime and Punishment is A tier literature.

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Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.

Cesium [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Megan, on the left, looks at a news story on her phone next to Cueball.] Megan: There's a recall of frozen shrimp contaminated with cesium-137. Cueball: With what? Megan: I know, right? Cueball: How!?

[Megan puts her phone away and shrugs.] Megan: No idea, but I bet it involved some expensive equipment. Those cesium sources aren't cheap. Cueball: Man.

[Megan stops shrugging, with Cueball in thought.] Megan: It's honestly a little inspiring to realize that it's always possible to screw up in a totally new way. Cueball: Yeah, the biggest agency I've drawn by messing up a recipe is the local fire department.

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summer is almost over now ☀︎༄.° here's to many more lovely memories :3

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hey everyone shh for a sec. we got radioactive Shrimp

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got inspired by @/monochrome-stars's textposts!!!! they are so so SO silly

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you ever see a gif set of a show and you’re like “i hope whatever that is is cancelled”

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Have you ever imagined yourself, on a visit to a major museum, busting through a wall, arms full of ill-begotten African artifacts and ready to return them to their rightful homes? No? Well, you may soon have the chance, thanks to South African video game studio Nyamakop. Earlier this month at the annual Summer Game Fest in Los Angeles, Nyamakop unveiled its latest project, Relooted, a side-scrolling puzzle platformer—think early Tomb Raider or Prince of Persia games—where players join a crew of Robin Hood-esque thieves staging elaborate heists to take back stolen artifacts from Western museums, and repatriate them to the peoples from whom they were taken. As Nyamakop lays out on the game’s listing on the online video game marketplace Epic Games, Relooted takes place in a near future where “the political powers that be brokered a Transatlantic Returns Treaty, promising the repatriation of African artifacts from museums.” But the hitch in the treaty is that it only applies to artifacts on “public display,” leading museums to circumvent the requirement by placing the pieces in highly guarded private collections. And that’s where players come in: scoping out a given facility, carefully constructing an exit route, and then, of course, stealing the artifact and escaping. As Ben Myres, the creative director of the game, explained to Epic in a news post, all of the artifacts in Relooted are based on real-world pieces in Western museums. In crafting the various missions, the developer team spent two years of research narrowing done the list of which pieces, of the hundreds still held by Western museums, into something manageable.

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if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

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their life is OVER.

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environmental storytelling

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just watched a bird do a mating dance and get REJECTEDDDDDDDD #NatureIsBeautiful

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Little doodle

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I hate watching Internet horror because it results in my recommendations being filled with "analysis" videos (actually just a plot summary) with thumbnails that look like this:

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I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

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I HATE HAVING TO WAIT ON NEWS