abelinthelandofnod
abelinthelandofnod
my heart's an autoclave
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abelinthelandofnod · 5 hours ago
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merlin thinks "i could fix him" and arthur has NO IDEA HE IS MAKING MERLIN WORSE!!!!
can we think about how arthur is trained to kill he's a fighter he's a literal knight and merlin is his guard dog. merlin has killed so many people not in the name of justice or protecting the innocent but in ONLY the name of arthur. of course he has killed in the name of protecting the innocent before but not nearly with the frequency of his arthur-motivated violence. and arthur does not know this. is taken entirely aback when he sees that merlin has rendered a group of guards unconscious rather than simply distracting them. is appalled to learn that merlin could have knocked HIM out cold. baby you are in the presence of essentially a medieval serial murderer.
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abelinthelandofnod · 7 hours ago
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merlin is the hannibal lecter of camelot bc he's got three jobs and he's gay
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abelinthelandofnod · 8 hours ago
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Average Game Changer contestant walks onto the set suspicious and shaking and afraid for their life. Honorary President of Dropout Vic Michealis walks onto that set knowing damn well that nothing Sam has planned can ever be worse then what they’re going to do to him, and they haven’t even decided what that is yet.
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abelinthelandofnod · 9 hours ago
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forever obsessed with the way we see them do practically a full transfer of merlin's moral compass over to arthur's brain over the course of the series.
arthur is having the classic "i fell in love and it made me a better person" experience while merlin is going through some kind of hellish degenerative disease where, in the process of Bestowing Morals upon his Fated Other Half, he becomes fatally devoted to him and only him and turns his back on everything else he used to care about.
and then his beloved dies in his arms and he DOESN'T explode the planet, in what is perhaps the greatest act of self-restraint by anyone in the history of the universe.
can we think about how arthur is trained to kill he's a fighter he's a literal knight and merlin is his guard dog. merlin has killed so many people not in the name of justice or protecting the innocent but in ONLY the name of arthur. of course he has killed in the name of protecting the innocent before but not nearly with the frequency of his arthur-motivated violence. and arthur does not know this. is taken entirely aback when he sees that merlin has rendered a group of guards unconscious rather than simply distracting them. is appalled to learn that merlin could have knocked HIM out cold. baby you are in the presence of essentially a medieval serial murderer.
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abelinthelandofnod · 10 hours ago
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monsta x's first time with fake nails 💅
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abelinthelandofnod · 11 hours ago
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abelinthelandofnod · 13 hours ago
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So any americans reading this, please call your reps. You do not need to call for each individual bill, just give them a list of bills you want them to say no to, which should be:
KOSA (Kids Online Safety Act)
IODA (Interstate Obscenity Definition Act)
SCREEN act
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abelinthelandofnod · 13 hours ago
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i don’t want to be homeless.
(PLS DON'T TAG THIS)
i've been looking for work every day for a year and a half with little luck. i'm desperate for work (been laid off for over a year) and ran out of unemployment benefits months ago. i really need help. i really need help keeping my apartment month to month and not being homeless. i know we're all struggling and i've been quiet about how much help i need but i just can't do it anymore. any job help is appreciated but i'm trying to keep my apartment and keep the lights on. please avoid tagging and assist by reblogging and/or sharing with me. please help how you can. i really appreciate any help.
please help me.
k0fi | vnm | pypl | cshpp
$206/$1291 (updating the amount daily)
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abelinthelandofnod · 13 hours ago
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250822 instastory | @leo_jungtw
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abelinthelandofnod · 14 hours ago
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8/19/25
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My sister could really use some help getting bills paid. Things have been rough and any help we can get rn would mean so much to us both!
Venmo: Jamie-Lewis-297
Cashapp: jllewis111
Please boost 🙏 thank you sm in advance
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abelinthelandofnod · 14 hours ago
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whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio
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abelinthelandofnod · 14 hours ago
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abelinthelandofnod · 14 hours ago
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arthur doesn't know his employee slash best friend slash soulmate is basically dexter
can we think about how arthur is trained to kill he's a fighter he's a literal knight and merlin is his guard dog. merlin has killed so many people not in the name of justice or protecting the innocent but in ONLY the name of arthur. of course he has killed in the name of protecting the innocent before but not nearly with the frequency of his arthur-motivated violence. and arthur does not know this. is taken entirely aback when he sees that merlin has rendered a group of guards unconscious rather than simply distracting them. is appalled to learn that merlin could have knocked HIM out cold. baby you are in the presence of essentially a medieval serial murderer.
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abelinthelandofnod · 14 hours ago
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can we think about how arthur is trained to kill he's a fighter he's a literal knight and merlin is his guard dog. merlin has killed so many people not in the name of justice or protecting the innocent but in ONLY the name of arthur. of course he has killed in the name of protecting the innocent before but not nearly with the frequency of his arthur-motivated violence. and arthur does not know this. is taken entirely aback when he sees that merlin has rendered a group of guards unconscious rather than simply distracting them. is appalled to learn that merlin could have knocked HIM out cold. baby you are in the presence of essentially a medieval serial murderer.
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abelinthelandofnod · 18 hours ago
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PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND GET THEIR PARTNER OUT OF ICE DETENTION!!!! URGENT!!!!! DONATE AND SHARE ANYWHERE YOU CAN!!!!!!!
HELP THEM!!!
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abelinthelandofnod · 1 day ago
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Me
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