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I was once half asleep just barely waking up and I hallucinated someone in a strangers voice go "Hello?" I shot UP that shit actually scared the fuck out of me

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Filling my bong with hotdog water

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you can't handle a look into my freaked up mind

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I have no memory of posting this

You wouldn't suck a penis with the mouth

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Got so excited cause I realized after I took the pic cause there were FOUR oranges!

Had a headache but didn't want to take my ibuprofen. Had to get creative

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Had a headache but didn't want to take my ibuprofen. Had to get creative

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Truck is spiritually a 4 letter word

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Therapist concludes I'm weird

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Hit me in the head with a hollow metal object and hear it thunk

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Was this really a banger

I stretch my waistband open and a moth flies out of my underwear leaving a dotted line trail behind

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3

two oranges in my fruit snacks

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two oranges in my fruit snacks

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the words are in a really nice order

My favorite tweet, the best tweet. I like it very much

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now touch me whip. now touch me nae nae

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God suplexed me not 10 steps up the stairway to heaven