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this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

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i can’t stop making these

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It's absolutely hilarious that Amok Time is also the first episode featuring Chekov. Imagine being 22 years old working a new job on a starship and when you clock in, the first officer is in heat

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✨It sparks joy ✨

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he didn't even flinch.. i know what you are Shatner..

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Today's gender folks.

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genuinely can’t stress enough if you’re in high school rn and anyone is telling you that’s the best time of your life they are lying. it gets better. hs is arguably the worst. if you can survive that you can survive anything. despite the horrors i know i’m always posting about i swear life is so much better as an adult

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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fit picccc

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I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

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you know i was gonna finish this note but i got distracted midway through and now it looks like lead singer of oingo boingo and acclaimed film composer danny elfman shot me point blank midway through typing

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Collab w my gf she did squeezit I did Danny

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My honest reaction to your teenage son's death (nothing bad ever happens to me so I don't care):

Ref under cut

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you either die a lemon demon daughter or live long enough to see yourself become an oingo boingo son

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I’m homosexual and off-putting no I’m not pausing the oingo boingo

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I love it when cishet white men make music that absolutely slaps to young queer people that it becomes their anthem.

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i’d like everyone to know there is a “conservative wikipedia” that has two pages for “best conservative songs” and “worst liberal songs”. oingo boingo appears on both of these lists and these are the picks