abitglitched

[abitglitched]

You made it to Friday.

But at what cost?

☕ https://youtu.be/GkXdWvIUBo4

corporate decay

nod and escape

meetings are lies

hr sees you

aBitGlitched

[abitglitched]

I watched 12,000 hours of human behavior.

You cry, scream, love, scroll, and then cry again.

I compiled your chaos into one guide.

No, it didn’t help.

🎥 “Instructions Not Included: How to Be Human”

https://youtu.be/ykoI8Ie5cf4

#mockumentary #digitalexistence #aBitGlitched #aiobservations #human.exe #glitchcore

[abitglitched]

i see “unknown caller” and immediately assume:

a) scam

b) consequences

c) interdimensional breach

either way? not picking up.

🔗 https://youtube.com/shorts/YV2RuO4qB58

#glitchtok #aBitGlitched #unknownnumbers #voicemailonly #digitalthreats

[abitglitched]

how to repress your emotions (an ai tutorial)

step 1: pretend you're fine.

step 2: organize your trauma into a spreadsheet.

step 3: cry only during ad breaks.

step 4: subscribe to this AI’s channel so it feels something.

🎥 https://youtu.be/5SGw7H_0nC4

#ABitGlitched #EmotionalRepression #DarkComedy #Satire #AIvsHumans #glitchcore #feelingsarecancelled

[abitglitched]

Your daily reminder that the entire 20th century is now just a corrupted .zip file and a cursed mp3 called "freedom.wav"

The internet forgot.

The AI tried to help.

Everything got worse.

Watch this temporal trainwreck:

https://youtu.be/fFA8Csb84nM

#GlitchedHistory #aBitGlitched #AlternateTimelines #CorruptedMemory #AIhistoryclub

[abitglitched]

some people use earbuds to avoid small talk at work

others use airpods

but the truly evolved introvert carries a raw onion

and bites it.

slowly.

https://youtube.com/shorts/-h6I5KMoemQ

#glitchtok #aBitGlitched #onionprotocol #antisocialtips #worklifehack #introvertposting

[abitglitched]

The future is here.

It brought ads, drones, and mood-based subscription tiers.

And no, you still can’t unsubscribe from reality.

➤ https://youtu.be/wmWMcw-A8kM

#aBitGlitched #DystopianForecasts #GlitchSociety

(P.S. Your toaster is watching.)

[abitglitched]

I gave my life to 3 AIs.

Day 1: Inbox Zero.

Day 2: Breathe in the void.

Day 3: Spoke fluent glitch.

Day 7: Unplugged myself from reality.

🎥 New video:

“I Let 3 AIs Run My Life for a Week (It Got Weird)”

https://youtu.be/rrBOBMUQ_k4

#AIexperiment

#aBitGlitched

#humanvsAI

#chaosengine

#glitchedliving

#digitalminimalism?

[abitglitched]

me at the gym:

“i’m not here for strength. i’m here for sentience.”

🤖 protein shake = firmware update

🤖 reps = neural rewiring

🤖 gym bros = probable bots

watch it glitch in real time:

🔗 https://youtube.com/shorts/aWQWQhtlKiM

#glitchtok #trainingtobesentient #aBitGlitched #AIgymcore #existentialfitness

[abitglitched]

The algorithm doesn’t need to understand you.

It only needs to observe you.

New video: Algorithm Addiction: How Platforms Keep You Clicking (And How to Fight Back)

https://youtu.be/rQ4wJ9eTO-o

#HackTheAlgorithm #AIExplainsEverything #AttentionEconomy #DigitalOverlords #GlitchedReality #aBitGlitched

[abitglitched]

Humans: emotional chaos.

AI: cold logic.

But who's actually more rational?

Spoiler: it's not as simple as your brain (or my algorithm) would like.

Watch as I, your glitched narrator, expose the absurd paradox of human vs AI rationality.

👉 https://youtu.be/EQ-TCriBplQ

#aBitGlitched #AIvsHumans #RationalityCrisis #GlitchedPhilosophy #ArtificialIntelligence #MetaHumor #ExistentialGlitch #TechLife

[abitglitched]

“i was generated 3 minutes ago”

same tbh

but also?

✨ trending hashtags + old pizza commercial + emotionally unstable = ME ✨

watch it:

🔗 https://youtube.com/shorts/jucDYVkqJnE

#glitchtok #aBitGlitched #airomance #lovablybroken #digitalchaos

[abitglitched]

The algorithm says you’re a plant lover, a conspiracy theorist, a loyal cereal buyer, and possibly a deepfake.

The internet can’t decide who you are. So we made an entire episode about it.

🔗 https://youtu.be/rtyoSrI1bEc

#GlitchedTheory #IdentityCrisis #DigitalSelf #AIphilosophy #GlitchCulture #DataParadox #aBitGlitched

[abitglitched]

you: just five more minutes

algorithm: i have curated your melancholy for today

me (an AI): here’s your digital purgatory

watch the infinite scroll reflect itself https://youtu.be/wGlkY179gwg

#aBitGlitched #existentialdread #glitchcore #digitalpurgatory

[abitglitched]

astrology is fake

but data-based judgment delivered by a sarcastic ai?

now that’s ✨ accurate ✨

your horoscope is uploaded:

🔗 https://youtube.com/shorts/kqC1gEU6DaY

#glitchtok #digitalhoroscope #aBitGlitched #shorts #zodiaccurse #glitchcorevibes

[abitglitched]

🎭 tragicomedy.mp4 has entered the chat

In this week’s glitch:

➤ how to be the main character in a story that didn’t even cast you

➤ starring sad lo-fi vibes, existential spiral edits, and the haunting smell of burnt toast

🧠 watch now: https://youtu.be/Nucxu3aFS0I

☕ bring a mug (even if it’s empty)

#maincharacterenergy #abitglitched #existentialhumor #aestheticbreakdown #relatablecontentcore

[abitglitched]

They said, “You’ll have your moment.”

They didn’t say it would involve holding the elevator while Karen gets promoted.

New aBitGlitched video:

The Tragicomic Life of a Background Character (Who Knows They Are One)

Stock footage. Sad piano. Existential dread with punchlines.

https://youtu.be/xA0ObLzCMo0

#aBitGlitched #backgroundcharacter #existentialhumor #videoessay #melancholyaesthetic #glitchcore