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strawpage request.

i don't know if this counts as 'peak', but here, have some gamdave. one of my guilty pleasure ships. i want to watch dave go berserk on gamzee, and see gamzee just not caring like :o)

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trust you to ruin me. ♡

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the summer hal died.

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yknow those photos of gamer couples where one is sitting in a chair and the other is on their lap, facing them, and theyre both reaching around e/o to play computer? thats dirkhal almost 24/7 in a no-sburb setting after they get tf over themselves send post

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Does Dirk prefer fleshlight type toys or like, dildos, or vibrators? Does Jake use them on him ever or borrow them for himself? I could totally see Jake breaking open Dirk’s fleshlight by using it too hard one time when Dirk wasn’t around to take it.

ANON... Under the cut we go!

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“Oh, must I always be chaos arpeggiating?”

The song has made me think of Hal and dirk for EVER and i finally wanted it out. Im realllly proud of how Hal turned out in this, im pretty meh on literally everything else though. Hal <33333

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Hal smoking, holding it in and then making out with Dirk so he can blow all the smoke into his mouth. Hal hotboxing dirk. Send post

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In a setting where Hal does get a robot body over a human one, do you think there’s a high chance of actual violence between them? I always saw Hal as a Human Guy as both aware he would get his ass beat and a bit too waifish for Dirk to feel good about harming, but like. A machine of insane capabilities + not being seen as a person/not seeing him as a person + contentious and tense shared living and such. Whats ur take tho.

Ouuùu... pondering this... I think Yes. I think Dirk would build Hal to be like. His ideal self in a way. And to him, "Dirk" HAS to be able to be capable of violence and use a sword and be strong. So I think initially he would have Hal help him train. However, I think Hal would also be way more likely to start fights too. He's already built to fight, why not? It's an easier way to communicate his anger and make sure Dirk Knows when he's fucked up. However I think Dirk would be afraid and paranoid of this, so I think he would make it so it'd be easy as fuck for Dirk to power Hal off. So Hal would have to be careful to not get Dirk to that point where he Has to turn Hal off. So like any other version of them it's a delicate dance of pressing each other's buttons and trying to push each other, but refrain from going too far since Consequences exist.

I do think hal Would be feeling generally better though? Even though he's not seen as a person, there's no doubt that Dirk needs him. Dirk wouldn't have built him a body if he didn't need him, and hal would 100% lord that over Dirk. Hal would have a lot of power he can wield, moreso than if he was human. Human hal gets the luxury of being easier to see as a person, robot hal gets the power to Make people respect him. Even if that means being seen as the cruel, emotionless robot he always pretended to be

HOWEVERRR! I can also see a scenario where dirk Specifically builds hal to be sort of useless? A body so hal Shuts Up about it, but overall still Something dirk can easily control and keep. Puts that boy into a roomba

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guy whose voice sounds the same when hes begging to cum and begging to be killed

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I see someone has been pondering hal robot body today keep it up

I loooove robot body hal. All hal bodies are soo interesting but robot body hal can hold so many Themes. Puppetry. Autonomy. It's so easy for dirk to exert his will over a robot. It's so easy for dirk to dehumanize a robot. I think dirkhal w a robot hal would require soooo much more work for them to get to an Okay place I think ? And it's so interesting. It's so easy for them to regress. Why wouldn't they? Things were comfortable when they were Dirk and The AR. Things were easy. No need to do the hard work of becoming equals. Horrible evil awful empire approved moirails forever and ever!!!

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Robot hal needing maintenance and is strung up so dirk can easily access all sides of his body. Bonar

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i love this character so much bro. now show me how they’d look shaking and sobbing on the floor after their entire worldview and sense of self and worth has been shattered, all alone with no one in the world who cares enough about them to even politely ask if they’re okay

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More people should draw dirk ans hal as fucked up cherubs

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Hal amassed shitty graphic tees in the start of his new human life and is like. These actually are really good and I need to keep wearing them forever. Dirk thought it was funny at first but increasingly he has to go out in public beside a guy wearing a YEAH I GOT GAME- A WHOLE STACK OF THEM shirt, sweats, and the cheapest pair of fabric sneakers money can buy and he’s like hey. Can we like— you know you can upgrade? You own nice clothes. And hals like oh so my clothes now arent nice. He makes it out to be that he’s earnest in his wear of these ridiculous things and if Dirk keeps saying it had to be an ironic ploy then he’s just shitting on Hal’s sense of style. Dirk walks 10 feet behind Hal and lets people cut him in like to get a gap but like everyone knows theyre a pair because they look so fucking similar and dirks like a celebrity. Cmon man.

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Posting in a specific area of a fandom thats not super big is fun because im like man. What if i do a bad job at dirkhal. What if i get a bad grade in dirk and hal kissing.

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I like that the dirkhal fandom has different takes and interpretations of them because this means I can easily frankenstein everything together to have my favorite version of dirkhal