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Happy Birthday Lance!!!

But yeah Voltron Official is my opp using Ain't it Fun by Paramore for his birthday post. Where they made it a Twitter AU where Lance talked about how much he misses his family.

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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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This Instagram story is the only thing that has sparked joy 😊

The official voltron insta page is so funny, cause like, yes bbg I DO want to know what's in all of the Paladins everyday bags. I DO want to know what Shiros favorite 90s bands are. Yes darling, I'd LOVE to know that Lance has 36 selfie drafts with Blue that he's too scared to post.

Like, they're giving us everything but the closure we deserve 😭😭

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No these people are my biggest opps!!!! What do you mean Keith is listening to Sympathy is a Knife by Charli XCX????? I didn't need to know that. It gets worse Keith's bag had the emo trinity with a Be More Chill and I ❤️ Mitski pin like??? I know but I didn't need to KNOW

And the posts with the bags yeah, those assholes chose the song Idle Worship by Paramore for Lance. With lyrics-

"Oh, no, I ain't your hero

You're wasting all your faith on me

Oh, no, I know where this goes

Think it's safe to say your saviour doesn't look a thing like me"

YEAH, screw you!!!

Then they pull California by Chappell Roan for Pidge. The only fun I have is imagining Shrio dancing to Bodyguard by Beyoncé and Hunk to Catfish by Doechii.

Their song privileges need to be revoked!!

These people at Voltron Official only like to see me suffer. My poor friends have to hear me crash out over their choices. My friend apparently knows the person responsible and when I meet them I'll have a normal reaction. 🥴

The official voltron insta page is so funny, cause like, yes bbg I DO want to know what's in all of the Paladins everyday bags. I DO want to know what Shiros favorite 90s bands are. Yes darling, I'd LOVE to know that Lance has 36 selfie drafts with Blue that he's too scared to post.

Like, they're giving us everything but the closure we deserve 😭😭

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julance aka pride month for people who are gay but worse about it

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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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don't you understand???? i WISH i could see "❤️💙" and think of caitvi. i WISH i could see those colours and have my brain go "yOu tHiNk i NeEdeD aLL tHe gUaRdS aT tHe HeXgAtEs" but no my brain decides that i have to be stuck with THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO HAVE BEEN HAUNTING ME SINCE 2018

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An update of sorts, I was reading this cute fic from 2018 and I lost my marbles when I read the line below. It's a cute, fluffy as hell and I did not see it coming. For those parties interested it's- https://archiveofourown.org/works/15529938#main

Also I went down a rabbit hole after I saw someone talk about Lance finishing the job. There is at least two fics where Lance tries to the job and misses (wrong opinion). There is also one fic where Coran is shipped with Trump 🤢

Just had a terrible thought...I was reading a fic where the Paladins came back to Earth and the US got a new president. I then imagined a nightmare scenario in which they come back to Earth and Donald Trump is the President. I personally would just let the Galra have Earth. Like somehow this is worse than season 8. This is what I get for reading at four in the morning.

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Low-quality meme to mark the day.

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Just had a terrible thought...I was reading a fic where the Paladins came back to Earth and the US got a new president. I then imagined a nightmare scenario in which they come back to Earth and Donald Trump is the President. I personally would just let the Galra have Earth. Like somehow this is worse than season 8. This is what I get for reading at four in the morning.

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@ace-kaz-brekker it was breathtaking

keanu was shocked.

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Literally screaming

just watched Jonathan Groff straddle Keanu Reeves's head on live television

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Except I know better know. Like I'm allowed to like things and enjoy it. And there's no evil high school bitches

I'm getting so much klance fanart on here I can feel myself reverting to an eviler, gayer, more spiteful version of me from when I was 14

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made this.. i think a lot of you guys can relate

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If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.