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When will you summon that 10ft tentacle for me I feel so empty

Sorry, I can only do it a limited number of times per long rest and I saw your mom this morning, so…

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Feeling bored. Might restart the argument with @separatist-apologist over what qualifies as monsterfucking in DND later

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I’m like an unpaid intern who signed up to just get experience hours and wound up doing the work of a full time salary worker

In case you were wondering, the elucienweek group chat is such a normal, productive space

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do you believe in rivers y/n

Again?

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fuck, marry, kill: "we used to watch the sun go down on the boats in the water", "blue dress on a boat", "I'm in the Ghost like I'm whippin' a boat"

Fuck: “we used to watch the sun go down on the boats in the water.” You’re just watching boats. Not actually on one. So win bc boats. But not marriage material bc they’re far away.

Marry: “Blue dress on a boat.” I like dresses. I like boats. Marriage material

Kill: “I’m in the ghost like I’m whippin’ a boat.” No actual boats anywhere, it’s just comparing driving a car to a boat which is not it

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Do you believe in rivers?

I literally live like two miles from one so yes

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Was told this is where I need to direct my hate mail so I just wanted to let you know that boats are stupid

WOAH WOAH WHAT DID BOATS EVER DO TO YOU

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Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

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I’m don’t understand why it can’t be

mutual’s text post: this person annoyed me today :/

me in the replies every time without fail completely genuinely: kill them

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My uterus is useless anyway, saves me trying to get a hysterectomy

I made this for tsa but I can't sent pictures through her askbox so here

Also I hate you

@thesistersarcheron do you see the bullying here? During PRIDE MONTH???

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I made this for tsa but I can't sent pictures through her askbox so here

Also I hate you

@thesistersarcheron do you see the bullying here? During PRIDE MONTH???

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bitch

I know you are but what am I

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THE TWO THINGS CAN COEXIST

when you have to use the same public restroom, does anyone else pick their favorite stall?

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SOMETIMES THE WEIRD IS AUTISM

when you have to use the same public restroom, does anyone else pick their favorite stall?

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when you have to use the same public restroom, does anyone else pick their favorite stall?

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I think you have a death wish

Hope you’re enjoying your nature walk today <3

I’m going to murder you

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Hope you’re enjoying your nature walk today <3

I’m going to murder you