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i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it
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concept:
your relationship has lost all romance. you feel sad and alone. you lie in bed next to each other at night but feel no comfort in the proximity.
you go to a sex therapist. she saves your relationship.
she gives you a where's waldo temporary tattoo. you place it in a secret location on your body. your partner must explore every inch of your body to find it. your sexuality is rekindled.
thank you.
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straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.
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(pretend i spelled commissions correctly)
Hiii I finally redid my commission sheet!! if you would like to help a trans, neurodivergent, 18 year old artist save up money for college, send me a message! My prices are negotiable and I am also currently open to trades! Some more examples of my work and my will and won't do's under the cut!
*furries will be at a reduced price because they will look wonky (i am not very good at them yet)
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Reminder for people with Personality Disorders:
You can be in therapy for years to be able to cope.
You can mask the difficulties you have.
You can cope well with your disorders.
You can function in daily life.
But the day you have a bad day, the day you're so overwhelmed that the mask slips and you simply say one thing, the neurotypicals will use it against you and use it to abuse you.
Abuse is a choice. Abusers make the choice to abuse someone. Not every abuser has a personality disorder. There are plenty of abusers that are Neurotypical. Plenty of neurotypicals will abuse those with PDs due to the stigma and misinformation around them.
Quit using terms like "Narcissistic/Histrionic/Borderline/Anti-Social Abuse"
Quit using "Narcissist" and "Anti-Social" as insults.
Quit justifying abuse towards people with PDs.
Quit armchair diagnosing abusers and assholes with Personality Disorders when you don't know the lived experience of people with them.
Stop fucking appealing to Neurotypicals.
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i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me
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"Sociopaths often put up a superficial charm" is probably one of my favorite pop psychology misinterpretations of cluster B/aspd symptoms out there, if only because it's literally just describing masking
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The thing which almost every neurodivergent does to not get called out as a "freak"
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michael could've used this one, hopefully the toe fairy money was worth it :/
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Urgent!
My girlfriend @doggirlbreasts and I are about to be kicked out, if you know anyone preferably near sydney but just. in australia whos willing to take us in, please contact us, if not please just reblog this
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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do
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my friend whos dad works for the government said that if we all cut off our legs then we wont have to go to work tomorrow
got that? im gonna say it again:
cut off your legs
no work tomorrow
real simple. you can do it.
cut off your legs
no work tomorrow
take a few of your spoons¹ and set them aside for this task 1. please don't skip this 1-minute read. We're sorry to interrupt, but please give. Any contribution helps,
cut off your legs -> no work tomorrow
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I see this headline:
As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake.
They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:
Keep reading
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my daily affirmations trying to convince myself my period is fun
“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time
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