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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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There’s a reason your boss lies to you about union membership.

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environmental storytelling

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Cute house. Why would the real estate agent post this making this 2 bedroom look like the entryway to hell?

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my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

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what the fuck why would anyone call it that

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sometimes you just need to summon this flowchart as an overlay of your vision

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Im not in a field that would ever use a large language model and in the areas of my life where I could use them, I enjoy the work that it would be doing for me, so why would I do that?

Is chatGPT going to mow the lawn for me? Do the dishes?

"We have created a robot that pets your cat for you." Thanks, I will not use this.

I don't understand why everyone wants me to use this thing. "It writes for you." Okay? But I already do that.

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me: oh man the weather is so nice lately

that one friend who was beat to death and came back wrong: do you guys remember when i got beat to death and then they brought me back wrong

me: yeah dude

that one friend who was beat to death and came back wrong: and no one avenged me

me: yeah we remember

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food thats bad webweave