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Growls like mad dog

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what was your almost name? mine was sofia

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

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Tbh the most anxious I get watching Alien is when she's looking for Jones cause tbh I felt that I would be so desperate to find my cat in that situation

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No body knows how many loose sun flower seeds are at the bottom of my bag rn....

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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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pokemon cain and pokemon abel

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*High off one pollen* Dude let's just go straight up bugshit

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Can anyone helping me please #helpingmeplease

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My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it

Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated

We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off

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just keep scratching yourself until you die

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