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I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

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yeah

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Happy 24-6-01!

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OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.

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fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT

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mama....

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would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

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Some Queenie fo today

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what if during their life changing field trip toph and zuko picked up a new chill hobby

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Hilda by Duane Bryers

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just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

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where are the big beefy minotaur men with huge aching cocks for me to stroke with both hands before they grunt n pick me up and make me take it down to their medial ring in one thrust 🥺🥺🥺

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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

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