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do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf

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Remember when Sony slowly added more holes to the PlayStation 1's overtime?

:< what a time to be alive… now consoles barely have any holes at all…

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a sword so sharp and precise you can sever adjectives with it

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ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

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tumblr support must dread updates coming out. because it means they will receive very impassioned and detailed emails from me

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REFLECTION

Some of us are destined to be outlived.

(The Devil in I - Slipknot)

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Theory confirmed, Drow have public bathhouses. I love it, nice to know I was right-

Wait, what was that last bit…

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Just as a little heads up, PetSmart is (and presumably other pet stores are) starting to carry Regal Jumping Spiders as pet stock.

The ones being sold are WILD CAUGHT. They're being found MISLABELED for sex (females labeled as males etc), and no consideration is being given to the fact that wild caught jumping spider females are pretty much ALWAYS GRAVID. They mate once and will lay around 5 clutches of 25+ eggs each clutch. Since they're only native to a few states, releasing spiderlings means potentially introducing invasive animals, meaning the choice comes down to raising a hundred or more babies or euthanizing a hundred or more babies.

If you've been thinking about getting a jumping spider pet, please do not shop from a major pet store. There are plenty of breeders now, selection for cool traits and more friendly dispositions is being done. You can get a young spider you know is young AND know won't make more of itself despite you never putting another spider in with her. Or get an actually confirmed male if you prefer. And it'll cost you about the same amount as a pet store disaster.

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polyship idea: repressed bisexual x very enthusiastic partner trying to get them to explore their options x third guy theyre both friends with who is about to be dragged into the wildest situationship

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On an edible about to see borderlands?????

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every time another trans person uses "amab" and "afab" in a way you can tell they think it's just the woke way of saying "biologically male" and "biologically female" it makes me cry.

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redraw of that one sakuya quicksand image that toby fox posted that one time (twitter loved this)

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When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

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so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.