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alohomora1x1:

Bruh. Those are all true. Why you putting my business out there?

Bruh. Why you kissin’ ya toad?

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ascendio1x1:

You’ve never been more right, brother. Exactly. I’ve always wanted to be a part of a secret society. You know this. I’ll keep my eye out, but don’t hold your breath. Rumor has it, the only way to get one is to load up on classes, and I’m taking the bare minimum needed to become an Auror. Eye on the prize. 

Well, I have no real prize, so I guess I’ll be taking one for the team. I don’t know if the Headmistress will believe that I really want to take all these classes, but I have nothing to lose and adventure to gain. Wait, do you legally have to stop me as an Auror-in-training? 

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ascendio1x1:

Rude? Me? Never. I have amazing manners, I’ll have you know. It’s not my fault if everyone else is an imbecile with skin as thick as paper.

Close, but no cigar. Not at all. When you have a face like mine, you can make anything look good. I guess you wouldn’t understand what a banging color scheme and proper accessorizing can do. She’s fine, as far as mothers go. She makes good sandwiches. There are perks.

I’m not charging you, am I? In that case, I’m offended and now think you should be the one apologizing, miss.

Yeah, yeah. I’ll believe it when I see (more of) it. It’s not, but don’t people have to listen to you? 

That can’t be true. A real fashion icon can pull off even the ugliest of looks and call it Fashion. Muggle models have been doing it for years. Can you pull off a bright orange velvet turtle neck and green corduroy pants? No? I didn’t think so. As for me, the silver in my tie matches my Doc Martens perfectly, I’ll have you know. Who are you comparing her to? Have you had other mothers? Would you like to trade for a week? Mine makes jerk chicken, okra, and sandwiches.

No. The grade you got is the grade you earned and totally reflects the quality of your advice. I was completely unbiased so if you’re offended, that’s on you.

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ascendio1x1:

She never likes me all that much, but I like her and so we’re friends. She probably likes you, she likes most cute boys. It’s all she ever talks about. Her biography would be quite dull, I’d imagine. Well, I have a few friends now and that’s what counts! I’ve always been a bit of a late bloomer, but I’d rather have a few great friends than a lot of acquaintances who secretly can’t stand me.

I’m a muggleborn, so I can understand that! But, I spent most of my young life wishing and hoping that ghosts were real only to find out that they were! So the excitement was greater than the fear, for me. Anger and fear are closely related emotions, so I can understand that feeling as well. The stairs are a bit pointless and irritating, I’ll give you that much. I think it’s still cheating, actually. It might be cheating even worse. I’ve never cheated before, and I’m not sure I’d like to start now…even if the price is right.

Does she truly like anyone? She’s a fickle thirteen year old. It would be considering the most interesting thing about her is the way she died. That’s a positive outlook. I will say I never expected anyone to extend that logic to quills though.

Another blessed being! My father and step-father are both muggles. My mom doesn’t believe in very many rules. I’m glad all of your dreams came true. Fine, it’s cheating. I probably just won’t turn anything in. Can’t truly fail if I don’t put in any effort. 

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ascendio1x1:

Well then you must be accidentally hilarious, because you are one of my favorite people to laugh with! And do most things with. Peeves is quite rude, I can’t say I enjoy talking to him very much either. It never ends well for either of us. I’d like for you to be the first name, actually. I’d be honored fr you to be the first name. Well then, I await tomorrow with bated breath! I’m not going to bother acting like I don’t enjoy the praise; my ego always needs fluffing. I love our friendship! You’re brilliant and perfect.

Maybe your standards are low when it comes to me. He certainly is. And for what? A few laughs. Surely there’s more he wants out of his afterlife than that. Soon you’ll have your own cards and be a celebrity! And I’ll be the friend of a celebrity! Perhaps by then I’ll have a plan for my life.

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ascendio1x1:

Maybe this year! You never know until you try. I think you can do it. It’s tough, but i had my siblings to stick it out with me. The toughest part was them all being in a house without me, but I’ve made a new family with you and the rest of Slytherin. So there’s a happy ending! It is nice. I love when my mom Floos in to visit him, too. The castle is even more like a second home to me when we have family tea time together. Sorry about your homesickness, though. If you ever want to come chill with a chill family, you should come have tea time with us on Sundays. We’re a lot of fun, and my mom makes special tea. It’s the best. Your adoption papers can come whenever, by the way. We have so many bedrooms. It’s honestly terrifying. We have at least three open this summer, but I bet the others will hog them up with their friends and mine’ll be stuck in my room with me. That’s usually how it goes. Watcha gonna do, though? What ma says goes.

You got it. IOU, I’m down for anything anytime as long as it’s a good time. 

No, no. I’m not taking anything again or early. I’ll enjoy my free year. I know how that feels, but you’re right. Slytherin House is my family and I do love most of us. My parents won’t ever do that, but going home over Christmas break was nice! It was an abrupt change of pace, but it was nice. My father has a strict no-magic policy (minus homework, of course). Aw, really? I should have snagged one before it was too late! I have an internship at the Ministry and need a cheap and closer place to stay. Unless your house isn’t closer than mine and makes fifty minutes seem like nothing. Just go with the flow, I suppose. AKA something I’ve never been good at in my life. It’s still smart advice though.

Lovely, perfect, great, amazing. Now, on to more important matters. How’s Ajax?

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ascendio1x1:

You were very convincing, so it’s safe to say you’re not wrong. You’re right, they most likely don’t appreciate the fine arts. The untalented usually don’t. Just watch that muggle show, Glee. (Glee is so bad. Do not watch Glee). Please, by all means, whip up that petition! We’re going to get this school in working order in no time. Maybe I can convince Headmistress to start a theater class, and I can teach it once I graduate! Because otherwise, I’m going to have to find an old rich wizard to marry. I see no other possible fates. You’re right, everyone knows I’m hot. But, I’m not very good at singing. I’m holding a frog while singing off key in a bulky robe. It’s not a very sexy thing, but it’s the only way I get to perform. So I make it work. Just know I’m wearing lingerie under the bulky robe, okay? 

Muggle TV is okay, but I’m waiting for the day wizards stumble upon reality tv. I want a real housewives. I want a How It’s Made documentary on wands. What play are you doing first? I think that’s a great idea. I always want more Muggle classes up in here. I worry about some of these kids. I bet half of them couldn’t wash a dish without magic. Marry rich and never work? Sounds like heaven to me. If we both get lucky enough, we can just spend our time planning charity balls and stuff. Plot twist – we’re the stars of real housewives. Okay. I will make a note of it. Should I spread the word or what?

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ascendio1x1:

Everything is dumb and confusing, get over it. Nice gossip isn’t as fun as negative gossip and you know it. Still, I try to balance it out. Karma is so important. I hope you mean literal came because I really want cake now.

Rumors can be true, ate. …I just really liked you two together. 

You can’t tell me what to do. It’s fun when it’s me. I don’t like any press; only good. If I ever mess up, I expect you to spin it in to a positive in your article. Good. You’re the Hufflepuff; you get the cake. I’ll bring candy. 

Yeah? Because he’s in your house?

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ascendio1x1:

Patience is my middle name! You have to be patient to grow a tree, and my first tree (a red maple) is eight years old now. She’s a beaut so far, too. You must take a lot of pride in your work. I admire that! You’re a cool cat. We’ll get you that E, if it’s the last thing I do! I’m sure it’ll be easy enough on my end! We can use my dad’s class when it’s empty sometime, a little after hours. I’m in there all the time. No one will say anything.

I wish it were mine. It’s very beautiful and a good reminder all in one. Oh, wow! Can I see it? I bet reading under it would be so calming and nice. I just like having options and doing well allows me to keep them. Plus, it’s not like I have anything better to do with my time. Of course not. I knew you’d be helpful. I hope I’m just as helpful helping you with Transfiguration! I can’t promise a super cool study secluded space, though.

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@yaboyfreddie: @dylaknoxley snoop is going to KISS linda, and then bob and snoop are going to fight. dwbi.

@yaboyfreddie: @dylaknoxley absolutely. is it really an episode without beefsquatch?

@dylanknoxley: @yaboyfreddie OMG?? the love triangle i deserve?!!?! you're a genius, sir.

@dylanknoxley: @yaboyfreddie no. it's been 1724 since beefsquatch graced us with his talent. i need an update ya know?

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ascendio1x1:

The Ancient Runes Club is cool. Intelligence is sexy. How else do you think I bag fine birds like yourself? I don’t know, maybe it is. We can try it, might as well. We hold hands upon occasion anyway, doesn’t hurt to try. Next time we’re not at Hogwarts, I mean. You’re right. Rewards are important for encouraging good behavior. And condolences for bad performances.

I’ve only ever heard members call it that, but I trust you. That’s not fair. Sports are just as sexy. Are you saying all I care about is your brain? I can confidently say there’s much more to it than that, but you being around you has probably improved my grades. Hogsmeade is the perfect place to try it!  Either way, I won I really love doing that.

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ascendio1x1:

Yeah, and a tiny little broom supporting a guy my size doesn’t sound like certain death. Magic and science defy safety sometimes and you just gotta roll with it. You know how I do. How is that not a fun hint?! But, fine. You won’t need an umbrella.

Get a bigger broom then. I’m all for being reckless, but I think it only extends to the Pitch. Because I’m a witch. Magic defies sciences sometimes and you just gotta roll with it. Oh, while we’re on the subject, I also don’t want puzzle hints. 

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alohomora1x1:

Uhm, no. It’s just a thing I was feeling. 

Oh. Well, then in that case, I’m sorry I said anything. Have you ever had it with ice cream in a float? It’s the best. I also sprinkle mine with a bit of cinnamon for that extra little pinch of flavor. I can make you one some time if you’d like!