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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
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TIL that the “left Twix vs right Twix” ad campaign suddenly ended when a giant sinkhole opened up under the Iowa factory that made the right Twix and destroyed the entire building killing 30 people. The story was immediately buried and they stopped mentioning right Twix. Google “SpongeBob x squidward yaoi” for more information
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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
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You'll never beat me when it comes to fucking that RAT!!!!!
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Flagpole Sitta in a Carl’s Jr ad 😔
Every time a weird fun alt rock band gets their song used in a car commercial, an Angel is shot down and it’s blood is siphoned into the bottle of a snake oil salesman
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The act of self love is always worth pursuing
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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Quick, someone replace the man with a woman so this can be obnoxiously homosexual!
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