A writer who spends 90% of their time not writing. 😶 sword🗡master 🐔 i will curse the devil ❌ (they/it)(elle/eso)
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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.
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i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone
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every time you see a banger post on here remember that you're looking at somebody with the least marketable skillset in human history
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i love visual storytelling so much. talk about passing the baton while something is passing between the characters’ hands. talk about displays of gratitude in which one is doing their job (passion) and one is doing their passion (job) by how people interact with them. talk about scene changes that mimic a character’s personality. talk about colour and what it means. talk about camera angles and how they make people and moments and ideas bigger or smaller in the story. talk about locations and how the look of them changes depending on who is there and why. I LOVE VISUAL STORYTELLING SO MUCH. I LOVE USING ALL PARTS OF A STORY TO TELL IT.
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okay but THIS time its justified to harass that user. oh wait, it wasnt? dang!
but THIS time its justified to harass that user. oh wait, it wasnt? dang!
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but THIS time its justified to harass that user. oh wait, it wasnt? dang!
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but THIS time its justified to harass that user. oh wait, it wasnt? dang!
but THIS time its justified to harass that user. oh wait, it wasnt? dang!
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had a really good apple last night and pictured this in the bottom left corner of my brain as i was eating it
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The way tumblr users talk about racism makes it really obvious they learned about it from Harry Potter's muggle born wizards plotlind
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AUs are so fucking funny. Here's my blorbo. In an alternate universe he fights everyday to keep himself alive against an uncaring world. In another universe he sings sometimes.
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absolutely insane how small tumblr is
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uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote
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Throwback Wednesday!
Do you remember Puppies? Puppies is an interesting little animal that is nice and loves to play. It is a sort of kindhearted animal baby with a wet nose who eats Puppy Food. Do you remember Puppies?
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obviously fuck the troops etc etc but i do think one of the funniest things to come out of the US armed forces from an engineering perspective is the solution to the problem of "how do i land this fighter jet on as short of an aircraft carrier runway as possible". and it turns out the best answer the combined brainpower of the most overfunded military in human history could come up with was "stick a hook on the bottom of the jets and a bigass rubber band across the runway lol". actual looney toons shit. and to top it off the most common failure mode is for the rubber band ("arresting cable") to snap and release ungodly amounts of energy capable of literally whipping US troops in half, which fucking rules
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A bird leaving it's cage, or maybe the cage leaving the bird behind...?
Guess who's back from vacation!! Wanted to post something and was inspired by this post made by thiingamajiig on Insta. See ya'll next monday when i post another part of the comic!
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incredible...! and th is will be in every household in a few short years!
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