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Our air conditioner failed last night, the landlords didn't get anyone out to look at it until 5:00, and it wasn't just an (easily replaced) starter capacitor; they're going to have to either order a new compressor fan or get a contractor out to replace the entire unit. Yee-haw.

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@greenekatgrey

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I thought that said “80f/26m” and was like, get it girl.

Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

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Is it bad when the second highest-ranking person in your organization resigns with the minimum two weeks' notice then Irish goodbyes you before the second week is out? Asking for a friend.

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"Stephen Miller/Elon Musk throuple" were not words I needed to wake up to this morning.

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Back to long pants after spending the whole weekend in shorts and this is oppression.

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A woman I went out with long before I met my wife posted a video on Instagram of her in her garage gym and labelled it “Chest day!” and I’ve been biting my metaphorical tongue all day.

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That’s $79.99 CAD vs. $129.99 USD, btw.

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Excuse me?

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I think this donut was an HR violation.

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Not to brag, but dropping four notches on the belt in a little over five months feels like an accomplishment.

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1950s science fiction magazines had names like "THE MOST AMAZING STORIES", headlines going all "the most bizarre and insane mindblowing surreal horror tales that will blow your nuts clean off!" and then you read one and it's like

"Hey what if there was a cockroach that was as smart as people and could talk. And when you tried to kill it, it'd look at you like bruh. So now you can't kill it."

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It’s been a while but some of you might remember Ginger Grad School Friend, the redhead I've known since grad school (duh) who had a thing for physicists. Anyhow, she posted this week about Val Kilmer's passing and how Real Genius was a formative movie for her, and suddenly everything makes sense.

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I really should post this every March 15.

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Tim Thompson (b0undless on other platforms) is a national treasure.