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Intrusive thoughtvalon Monday 1:10 pm: "Eat dry pasta then drink meth."
You don’t... drink... meth.
"Drink the meth. Tell all your friends."
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was scrolling through my blog as I was talking about ariana grande and accidentally said “arthuriana grande”
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Ads are so distracting when they feature your college roommate.
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I... the decoration at the waist looks like a muppet sticking out it's tongue

Zuhair Murad
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I need coffee, because before I drink my brain will randomly string thoughts together and this morning it sounds like a song Taylor Swift wrote when she was twelve.
#still better than the songs I wrote when I was twelve but also terrible#he only loved her when she wasn’t a mess#and he only gave her what hebwanted to get#but how could he know? he's stuck in his own head too#and other maudlin things that nobody bothers with#props to Taylor Swift though#I feel like her writings grown a lot lately and I'm very proud of her#I don't really have any right to be proud of her but I am
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meeting on the turret stairs tuesday
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Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.
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Hello, guys! I’m glad to congratulate you on N7 day ❤ It’s been five or six years since I met these characters, this universe, and… I fell in love with them forever. The Normandy team for me is family and friends, to whom I’m always happy to return!
And today I have prepared for you all my favorite fanarts of Mass Effect! Enjoy it :3
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If you have a deviantart account with anything uploaded to it, you need to go here right now: https://www.deviantart.com/settings/general And check this box:
Otherwise, as of today, all content ever uploaded to Deviantart is available to AI art generators by default.
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So, the human eye can see three kinds of light.
Red Blue and Green. These are the three lights your eyes detect.
I know a little color theory. So I know that negative red is Cyan, negative blue is Yellow, and negative green is Magenta. Your printer prints in Negative Eye Colors.
That cannot be a coincidence but I have no idea why this is.
#color theory#why?#what do the lizard people gain byaking our printers use Negative Colors?#lizards can see four kinds of light#the lizard people rule us because they can see more colors than we can#Technically the butterflies SHOULD rule the earthe because Im pretty sure they see more color than lizards but they didn't want to#mantis shrimps don't count they only rule the sea#also they’re assholes
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Hi tumblr 🌜🌛🌈
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Can I venmo people negative money?
#theoretically possible but a lot of work#have you cinsidered asking them for money in exchange for something they have no idea is actually worthless?
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add another clove of garlic im not driving
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Look what just came in. Who wants one?
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