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At some point you’ve made a subconscious decision that’s saved your life without even realising

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*during a disagreement*

Spencer: who left and made you the boss??

Emily:

Emily: Hotch, motherfucker.

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just cats ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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Spider-Man memes 8/

Theories and speculation edition!

(This was made BEFORE Dec 16! This is speculation on my part. I just wanted to make reaction memes. This is 100% speculation since I have not seen the movie at this point and just felt like making preemptive memes!)

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me: i really gotta stop trusting people.

also me when someone shows me even the slightest bit of love, affection, and attention: let me tell you my life story and then get attached to you.

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Tobey McGuire Spider-Man: wow, so did you guys freak out too when you figured out you could shoot webs?

Tom Holland Spider-Man: What are you talking about?

Tobey McGuire Spider-Man: you know? *shoots a spider web out of his wrist*

Andrew Garfield Spider-Man: what the fuck

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the TVA when steve rogers messes with the timeline to go back to peggy:

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That's me

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SEBASTIAN STAN as The Winter Soldier in CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014), dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

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Bo Burnham: INSIDE (2021)

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for everyone looking for a silver lining to the ending of inside: yes we were all excepting him to go "outside", out of his comfort zone, to face his biggest fear and that that would be it, a warm fuzzy happy ending. but that wasn't it. instead he steps outside and ends up on stage with everyone laughing at him and he ends up having a panic attack when he finds himself stuck outside. which he said was happening to him 5 years ago, having panic attacks on stage. BUT it cuts to him watching himself as everyone laughs at him louder and louder and he SMILES. to me this means that despite his fears and his anxieties and everything bad going on he was still proud of his work in the end and that despite him not being in the greatest mental state while filming, the thought of being able to make other people laugh, in the end, made him smile. so if you're struggling after watching this special just think about this: he's proud of his work, he liked what he did and he likes to make people laugh or at least, like he said, distract us from the bad. and he does an incredible job doing so. so no matter how bad you are rn, or how bad you get, just trust that, in the end, you'll be smiling.

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Low-key wanna get “Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime” as a tattoo cuz holy shit that quote hit me hard

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I know it was to a comedy song about sexting... but bo burnham with long hair, beard, and a cross earring is a revolutionary concept. Dare I say biblical....