All ideas slide right off, like a water slide!Hello, I'm Jake! I'm Male and Bisexual, 20 y/oKin doubles and F/O doubles please int! I'd love to be friends!!The standard DNI rules apply, including proshippers, I'm not comfortable interacting with youTrue Taurus, Page of Breath, INFJ-TProfessional Selfshipper, PhD in OxCDespite the fact Jake's literally just like me frfr, I am NOT a DA, fictive, or irl! It's just my name! And.. my whole profile theme..
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Ohhh this looks so fun!!! No pressure ofc if you're backed up, lol
These are my F/Os John Egbert (Homestuck) and Carolina Mach (Regretevator)

Feel free to be creative, just whatever vibe comes to mind! I'm so excited to see what the bakery comes up with! Tysm in advance, much love!! 💖💖

REBLOG GAME
Free cupcakes! Today at the Selfship Bakery, we are giving away cupcakes for free! This offer only lasts 24 hours, so hurry!
Status: OPEN!
Hello guys! Since we're almost at 50 followers (or maybe more now, this is queued so I'm unsure), I thought it would be fun to try out a reblog game with you guys! As this blog is bakery themed, this game of course has to relate to that as well.
The rules are simple: give me a picture of your F/O's and/or your self insert/oc/yourself and I will give each of you some cupcakes from our storage. Please let us know if you have any flavor preferences or allergies that we should be aware of!
Also due to limited stock, we are only allowing 2 F/O's (at most) per person. Sorry for the inconvienence!
Our unpaid employees got some cupcakes as well! Here's an example:


I will try to be as quick as I can, please be patient and don't become a Karen! I hope you guys enjoy!
PROSHIPPERS DNI! GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY!
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OMG I LOVE IT!! These are TOTALLY her, I was so so hoping you'd pick linear switches hehe!
I also pulled up a sound test and I LOVE how these sound, might look into this brand! Tysm!! 💖💖
F/O REBLOG GAME: show me your F/O and I'll assign them a mechanical key switch based off their vibes!!
[STATUS: OPEN!!]
Since I'm a selfshipper who loves mechanical keyboards and has them as a special interest, I just thought why not make a game with them?
Rules are simple: send me an F/O (I can do only one, sorry ;v;) with their name and media they're from, and I'll be searching here and there on the net for key switches I think they're like!
Example of mine would be this: Soun from Ride Kamens reminds me of the Melon Milk linear switches from DangKeebs!
[⚠️ F/O DOUBLES AND PR/SHIP DO NOT TOUCH THIS POST! PROBLEMATIC CHARACTERS WILL BE REJECTED!]
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Omg this looks SUPER cute! Keyboards are one of my big interests too, so i'd love to see what you think!!
It's a shame to the rest of my selfship blog, but my main fixated f/o changed when i moved fandoms to regretevator, lol
This is Carolina Mach from Regretevator! Her lore is really interesting and i'm super excited to see your idea of a switch for her! Might buy it to hotswap my keyboard hehehe,, (and also no pressure if you're overwhelmed of course! tysm!! 💖)

F/O REBLOG GAME: show me your F/O and I'll assign them a mechanical key switch based off their vibes!!
[STATUS: OPEN!!]
Since I'm a selfshipper who loves mechanical keyboards and has them as a special interest, I just thought why not make a game with them?
Rules are simple: send me an F/O (I can do only one, sorry ;v;) with their name and media they're from, and I'll be searching here and there on the net for key switches I think they're like!
Example of mine would be this: Soun from Ride Kamens reminds me of the Melon Milk linear switches from DangKeebs!
[⚠️ F/O DOUBLES AND PR/SHIP DO NOT TOUCH THIS POST! PROBLEMATIC CHARACTERS WILL BE REJECTED!]
#reblog stuff#keybaord.. rerghrhh.. need to tamper with keyboards....#wait fuck i need a tag for her now dont i#agghh ive been avoiding it#all the mashups of her name sound like cock it makes me sad#fuck it. carol#i have no other option#carol love club
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I'm in here! Boosting!! 💖💖
welcome to the selfship aquarium!!
we offer:
a safe space for all nonsharing selfshippers (selfshippers of any sharing status are allowed)
a custom role bot so you can have things like "f/o's beloved!"
fun questions of the day! (which are now working again!
pluralkit and tupperbox for systems and kins or just talking as your f/os!
sheep bot for custom colors!
personal channels for whatever you wish that can be as private as you'd like!
selfship channels for romantic, qp, platonic, familial, and potential f/os!
https://discord.gg/gKqdz6wXe4
and here is the list of taken f/os! if your f/o is on here, please do not join just for everyone's mental health and such, apologies!
pro/dark ship + those who age up minors romantically + supporters of either - do not interact! also, you arent welcome in this server!! co-owner of this server is a minor and there are several minors!!
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how to handle john egbert
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OMG TYSM!! I LOVE IT! 💖💖
This user ships Windkiss! | raffle prizes 1/3, for @adiosterror! art by @adiosterror
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LETS GOO adiosterror gang stays winning 💖💖💖
300 follower raffle winners!
congrats to @angelssfeathers, @adiosterror and @shuteyelenz! please reach out to us with your ships w/ images and names if you have them, and we'll get your userboxes done ASAP! - mod ☁️
#reblog stuff#jake wins#because thats a tag now i guess#selfship gang on top we stay kissing our f/os
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OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 💖💖💖💖
if you're seeing this on the fifteenth of may,,, ITS MY BIRTHDAY WAHOOOO !!!!!!!!! happy happy birthday to meeee ,,,,, yay !!!! me and husband for birthday :)))) u all are obligated to reblog this for my birthday /joking nf ,, , art history 4eva :3
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 💖💖💖
Birthday Promo
🥳 Hello! I'm Rebecca, a sweet adult lesbian self shipper & I turned 35 today!
🎉 My only romantic f/o is Mirko from My Hero Academia. I'm very uncomfortable sharing her.
🎂 Please read my DNI/BYF on my pinned post before interacting with me.
Birthday divider by: firefly-graphics
Proshippers DNI
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Ohh super excited! Congrats on the big 300!! Following all three 💖
300 followers raffle!
thank you so so much to the 300 of you who enjoy this blog! we never imagined that this blog could reach such a milestone and we're honored that you all are here with us! to celebrate, we're hosting another raffle, similar to our 100 follower one!
up to three people can win this time! the winners will get their own custom userboxes of their ship! for example:
an image must be provided for the userbox (w/ credit to the artist if it's not your art) and a ship name if you have one (otherwise we'll improvise) - we will take care of the rest!
how to enter! follow this blog (new followers welcomed)! +1 entry reblog or reply with confirmation that you've done this, otherwise it won't count!
bonus entries! follow mod ☁️'s main blog, @hsrwife! +1 entry follow mod 🌠's selfship blog, @marzipanloves! +1 entry
rules ! 1. no proships allowed, obvs! 2. please check the DNI of our personal blogs before entering! 3. if we share an f/o that we're uncomfortable sharing, we won't be able to do a userbox for that specific ship! we're very sorry! 4. the ship doesn't have to be romantic! if you'd like to request a familial or platonic f/o, etc, just let me know! :) 5. you can only win once! this is so that everyone has a fair chance.
deadline: may 18th div credit
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Yayyy!! Tysm!! 💖💖💖









carolina mach stimboard for @adiosterror!
x | x | x x | x | x x | x | x
#rolls around in a puddle of my own tears#shes so cool#i also LOVE the eye stuff you chose hehe#her eyes being red is important to her backstory! they werent always red#sosososo cool im so happy ehhehe#i should make a tag for her. at some point.#not now im lazy
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The masculine urge to start writing x readers.
I haven't actually written anything in a LONG time but this regretevator fandom is giving me a run for my money bro. Somebody's gotta do something
I could probably do homestuck writing well,, I've been in that fandom for like three years now,, but i have over like,, 200 hours in regretevator,,,, i should know what i'm doing,,,
Will keep you posted chatlings, the considering will continue
#ramblings#do i.. tag x reader?#i dont wanna flood the tag even more with NOT x readers#nahh its fine lol
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boost!!! i'd love to buy your work soon, i love what you do!! <3
Hello, everyone! As mentioned in my previous post, I have made some exciting changes to my ko-fi! Here are the updates and adjustments I’ve made:
Lower prices! All of my previous commissions (the comfort character letters, personalized imagines, and the spotify/youtube playlist creations) have all been reduced, as well as my tip numbers have all reduced.
2. I now have the first of two new products up, the first is comfort character affirmations, which are available now! I know that sounds a bit vague, so the listing is right here, which gives a lot more detail (and better explanations) for the product!
3. The second product is essentially a smaller but (still) personalized version of my imagines! This “pack” contains 5 smaller but still thought out scenarios of your choosing, which are (again) explained further and sold here!
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As always, thank you all for the tremendous amount of support you’ve always shown me. As I approach 5,000 followers, each and every day I am filled with nothing but joy, gratitude, and appreciation for everyone and everything on my blog, commissions or not. I am also expressing this to let you all know that you do not need to add to my ko-fi by any means, as everyone’s continuous support, regardless of what it is, means so so much to me. Being able to build my own little space where I can not only express my love for fictional characters (and one of my special interests) while using my words to provide positivity to others is all I’ve ever wanted, whether it was 5 people when I first began or the near 5000 I have now. If that goal comes, I’ll absolutely make a separate post regarding it, but I just wanted to thank y’all anyways. It might be cheesy, it might be corny and a bit dramatic to some, but this is something that means so much to me. So thank you, genuinely. I hope y’all have a good day/night, see you in a couple days for my regularly scheduled posts! <3
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No one is safe until trans women are safe
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Crying so hard i have so many little ask things piling up but i can't post them yet because i wanna draw for them rrghhghhh
I pinkie promise i'll get around to it someday or something,, and a new intro,,,, maybe,,,
I was able to spend like two hours making a powerpoint on regretevator cats and what my friends have named them but GOD FORBID i have to go 'aww ty' to an f/o letter I ASKED FOR!! Productivity out the window, too excited about it, now you can't write, later loser lol
#john plushie is shaking his head at me disappointedly#so is the twilight one#and uh#mach keychain i guess too#idk she doesnt have a plushie yet#OMG BUT IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD LOOK#makeship dont take that idea too you already took my egbert#intro on the way. trust.
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F/O PLUSHIE ARRIVED THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVERYONE CALM DOWN
It is time to celebrate another victory. The world is healing. A day of not having to buy from makeship. Idk they make too many plushies too fast im suspicious of them
Anyway this was a christmas gift from dearest @ellabrine1 and im so in love hes SO CUTE i love it i love it i love it cuddling with it as we speak,, i will forever adore this lil guy
Look at this fool. I love him. Bro thinks hes the heir of breath or smth



#i plan on learning to sew to make him little clothes hehehee#making my own conspiracy theories against makeship#i love this little guy#so soft wow#f/o plush#jegbert love club#selfship#selfshipping#self ship#self shipping#homestuck selfship#homestuck selfshipping
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Boosting!! 💖
FREE F/O LETTERS/ YUMESHIP WRITING
Hello yume/selfship tumblr! I'm saving up money to support myself in college, and I want to start taking writing commissions, but I need examples and customers first! PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR LETTERS MAY BE USED AS EXAMPLES! Here is a form to fill out to be considered!! I'm not expecting many replies, so I'm going to roughly say I'm confident in writing around 10 letters, or 5 fanfic style stories. It's not necessarily first come first serve, but earlier submitters have a better shot. I won't guarantee anyone a letter, especially if I'm unfamiliar or uncomfortable with your F/O's source. I'll write any relationship, be it romantic, platonic, or familial, but I won't write proship content. I'm fine writing things in a grey area, ie, a bit of a complex relationship, including enemies to lovers style, but I'll consider each request individually and with discretion. I'm not judgemental, it's just for my own comfort. By filling out the form, you confirm that you understand I may accidentally misrepresent you or your F/O. I will never do this on purpose, but I can't know your full dynamic from a form. Please inform me if anything I've written is genuinely offensive. I will not share your answers to the form, but these answers obviously cannot be anonymous for me to be able to get them to you.
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